saturday morning slut

saturday morning slut- when you wake up after a wild party the next day only to find a trashy slut next to you in the bed. The bed is wet and there is usually a rubber under the sheets.

If you have more drinks than your liver can handle and black out in a Philly apartment then you are most likely to experience a saturday morning slut.

by topmountain October 20, 2010

Christmas morning

the act of dumping/ breaking up with a person while ejaculating on their face. It must be pre-planned for a quick getaway. The look on the receivers face should be akin to that of a child on Christmas morning.

surprise!

Its Christmas!

(but, instead of presents its cum and disappointment.)

I can't give my girl frined a Christmas morning
, my car is in the shop, I cant get away fast enough by taking the bus, when the shock wears off she's gonna be pissed.

by Aarknoid and Mr.Mulligan September 12, 2010

top of the morning

After sleeping with a girl. the next morning grab a Top Hat and yell TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA and ram your erect penis threw the top hat poking her in the eye

Dam judy got a nice morning wake up
:really wat you do?
put my cock threw a top hat smashed her in the eye top of the morning

by k1th February 11, 2010

monday morning

a good moment to start sth, for example make an important phonecall you wanted to make already for a while but you did not dare

Well, then, I will do that on Monday morning!

by xalena September 23, 2006

morning glory coffee

to have sex

Hey do you want some morning glory coffee?
OR

Im gonna get some morning glory coffee.

by purple brownie September 29, 2010

Morning Wood

A song by Nth Degree about having morning wood.

M-O-M-O-R-M-O-R-N-I-N-G-W-O-O-D TO THE Nth DEGREE!!! I love Morning wood!

by Co0k1eM0n5tr805 June 19, 2009

Morning Dew

the act of sticking one's finger (or fingers) up one's own butthole and awaken the person (or persons)
next to you with the aroma.

Katie was awoken unexpectedly to the scents and subtle smells of the fresh Morning Dew.

by Dgreene August 12, 2010