Micro marriage

When someone treats their husband like a micro machine toy, only going where they move him.

Her husband couldn't leave the house without her permission, but only if he provided a written notice in advance to describe how his trip would be essential. Theirs was a micro marriage.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

Mexican marriage

To truly consummate a marriage in Mexico, you must eat your fiancé out at the pool at high noon the day following the marriage proposal.

That dude nailed the Mexican marriage proposal, he at the shit outta that pussy at the pool the next day.

by Big Justin696969 October 4, 2021

Platonically married

When two strangers with matching swagness meet online and marry so their power is multiplied.

"Did you know Malia and Sara are platonically married on Discord ?"
"No way !"

by kermitjuice November 3, 2021

potter marrie

A cake that acts gay/stupid and is also afraid to do something

Ayyy bru don’t be a potter marrie, go ask her out

by Sc0rpS 🇯🇵 November 7, 2021

Aurora Marroquin

Fat and brown, looks like shit and loves to bath in toothpaste

I : err

Aurora Marroquin: I’m fat and stink

by Monkey man 2000 December 17, 2021

kate marrero

A brunette who loves reading & hanging out in the library. Doesn't have a lot of friends but the ones she does have are very close to her. & while she may be short she is still cute.

Person 1: look at kate marrero over there, what a book nerd.
Person 2: idk I think she's really cute & sweet.

by depressed pansexual December 30, 2021

leprechaun marriage

March 17th St Patrick’s day , when 2 leprechauns/2 short gingers are forced to get married. Only on St Patrick’s they may be married , otherwise the other humans (also known as gremlins) who demand entertainment will destroy them.

“A wise being that goes by Saito (not an inside joke) referred to this event as a“ historical moment “ he claimed that a child would be born with orange skin, and the approximate height of an Oompa Loompa” - don’t let two leprechauns have a child. -

person #1:wow is it March 17th!?
person #2:yep , u know what that means?
ginger #2:please , no.
person #1:ITS LEPRECHAUN WEDDING DAY!!
ginger2:NOOOOOOOOOOO

person #1 : What day is it today?
person #2 : leprechaun marriage.
person #1 : the hell is that?
person #2 : “Beats me, some weird group of children with strange biscuits in they’re mouths told me this”

leprechaun marriage

by Winter 冬 March 13, 2022