man syrup

A man's jizz, sperm, cum.

He shot a huge load of creamy, sticky man syrup down her throat.

by DirkD January 19, 2007

schwans man

Today's version of the milk man. Delivering delicious frozen goodies to urban families everywhere. Usually delivers different forms of ice cream, breakfast foods, or other forms of frozen treats such as hot pockets (knock offs of course, but still awesome) and different kinds of frozen, microwaveable sandwiches.

He drives a huge ass tan colored delivery truck with doors all over it and a big picture of a swan painted on the side.

He also carries a little calculator looking hand computer that he presses buttons on with a pen and makes cool "beep beep boop boop beep" sounds.

The schwans man is here! Time to get some of those badass frozen toaster waffles and steak and egg biscuits!

by Rale May 15, 2008

Man Meat

A delicious hunk of maleness with a tight body and a hunger for some lovin.

I can't wait to see my man meat this weekend.

by ubieihdjlkfjdk313 July 12, 2010

man blanket

a woman who constantly drapes herself over a man.

Lisa is such a man blanket after a few drinks.

by Reggie Hammer February 24, 2005

Man Alive!

A rare, odd exclamation. Suitable for all occasions and company. Originates in Upstate New York.

Kid in Car: "What the F...? (Remembers parents) Man Alive! Did you see that ass...knucklehead on the motorcycle?"

by Oldbull June 28, 2009

stick man

Your stick man is a good friend that always got your back.

Like a right hand man.

by Pharm from BX April 22, 2005

man boobs

You morons are all fucking stupid. Gynecomastia comes in two forms, one is caused by obesity where sometimes the fat stores in the chest area, creating breasts in fat men. The other one is caused by a hormone imbalance in men that causes breast tissue to form underneath the nipple area, so even if you are skinny, you can have big boobs. Don't feel bad if you have it, as there is a cure. Most plastic surgeons generally charge $1000-$5000 dollars to do a glandular excision and/or liposcution in that area, removing them.
Many celebrities have it too, like Simon Cowell, for example.

Don't let anybody push you down for having man boobs. Beat their asses or something for twisting your nipples, that's the only way they learn.

by CheeseAss September 20, 2005