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Yeet Miester

The sexy hunk of man, known to be a demigod, brother of lord tchanka - Eric Vivian Mathews
Eric Vivian Mathews (more commonly known as swagger souls) is the beautiful crusader you praise when you enter church. Swagger Souls Helmet is not the source of his all-holy power but it helps him control it.
Nigger 1: ayo my nig the Yeet Miester Let me blow him

Nigger 2: holy shit nigga you got thet holy crusade?!
by niggersuck February 28, 2019
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10 mile hike

Gay slang for sucking a 10 inch dick from balls to the tip.
Damn I feel like going on a 10 mile hike tonight.
by Autoz July 15, 2019
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Lesbian mile

A lesbian mile is a longer distance than a regular mile. Lesbians often date people from other towns, and their radius of dating maybe wider than that of a straight person.
You’re so cool, but you live so far away... 50miles isn’t that far in lesbian miles babe, don’t worry, we’ll work it out.
by Weenafile September 2, 2019
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Farmer mile

Grab a pair 15 pound dumbbells and walk a mile. Painfully simple, not pleasant. Used as punishment for leaving gear at a wrestling tournament.
Coach: LET’S GO BOYS! WE’RE DOIN A FARMER MILE TODAY
Kid: Not again, I have calluses bigger than my knuckles fist already
by Bigpapa103 December 8, 2019
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8 mile-ing

When you dump astro glide on an 8 mile slip and slide using a mountain bike, and then go down the slip and slide on your erect penis.
So Tim, did you hear about the guy who went 8 mile-ing the other day?
by cajungeek March 5, 2020
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Seven mile itch

Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.
I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!
by Nuphagus March 14, 2020
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Inchy-Mile Bitch

Someone who asks a “small favor” but then adds on it or keeps asking for more.
Him: Gets up to use the bathroom
Her: While you’re up can you get me a drink?
Him: Sure

Her: Oh...and a snack?

Him: Sure
Her: From the store? And can you make it a meal? And also get dessert. But make it a light dessert. You know I’m trying to lose weight.

Him: Daaamn Inchy-Mile Bitch!
by Supasyzed September 14, 2020
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