jizz heart

A person, not bad, who sicerely bielieves in making everyone around them ejaculate incontrollably for no self gain.

Landon's jizz heart made everyone around him instantaiously cum in their pants. Really stopped the riot from happening.

by freakmaster February 1, 2009

Jizz Cat

A girl whom is attractive enough to want to jizz on but otherwise not attractive enough or too personally repulsive to develop any deeper kind of relationship or even engage in intercourse with.

Ash: "That girl over there is pretty hot man!"
Laurence: "I have a few lectures with her, she's pretty annoying but a bit of a jizz cat though."

Alex: "Would you ever date a ginger?"
Joe: "Gingers are jizz cats for me dude."

by Pedro Papadoupoulos February 4, 2010

jizz grenade

That is, blowing a load of cum into one of the various orifices of a woman, most likely her mouth. The term was coined by the Hungarian rapper Tommy Fluor

Open your mouth, here comes the jizz grenade!

by DryudHaxor July 10, 2011

Jizz Over 9000

1. When something is extremely hot, you jizz so much that you jizz over 9000.
Relative to the Dragonball Z reference, "His power level is over 9000!"
2. The fact that you acknowledge something is orgasmic

That picture of Kim Kardashian was so hot.
I would jizz over 9000.

by DJ Simulation June 9, 2011

Jizz

Birding term coming from the phrase "General impression of size and shape." A quick way to identify a bird you are familiar with.

That was a Cooper's Hawk? Are you sure?

It had the jizz.

by birder February 1, 2014

Jizz Boss

Someone that’s gets bitches and gives them all jizz most commonly mistaken for gyzball

Adan is such a jizz boss but gamingpig505 is a gyzball

by Kershniqball July 31, 2019

Plink Plonk Jizz

The unusual sexual act of inserting Alker Seltzer up your rectum, followed by a quick hand shandy, and the imminent eruption of Jizz. See also Fizzing.

Pauls conventional Sunday afternoon hand shandy in front of the telly was taking a lot longer than usual so to speed him up he changed tact and decided on a Plink Plonk Jizz

by Lady Grey May 20, 2004