January 1945 

The month were you throw your brunette friend off a train. (Marvel)

Steve: Hey Bucky guess what month it is?

Bucky: What?

Steve: It January 1945, that means it times to yeet you off a train

Bucky: crap.

January 1945 by imjustyouraverageperson November 4, 2019

January 26 

A day when a legend died. This is the day we honor Kobe Bryant. ❤️❤️

Friend: yo it’s January 26!
You: I know....

January 26 by Tik tok gurl January 27, 2020

January 30 

National hang jp dAy
Anybody name jp gets hung

Bruh it’s January 30

January 30 by Pengriffey January 29, 2020

January 6, 2013 

The day Fjord's sister was skinned alive.

Fjord: Have you heard about the Smith Sisters?
Cal: No,
Fjord: Well, my sister was skinned alive on January 6, 2013.

January 6, 2013 by babytez November 15, 2020

January 13 

It’s national titty picture day. Ask your girl for a titty pic.

Hey bro it’s January 13, you know what that means..national titty picture day go text Sam

January 13 by Julia hall;) January 13, 2021

January 20th 

National wear your chucks day in honor of Kamala Harris becoming not only the first woman in the White House but also a woman of color.

National Wear your chucks day is January 20th in honor of Kamala Harris becoming the first woman and woman of color Vice President.

January 20th by National Wear your Chucks Day January 19, 2021

January 26 

If you were born on this day and you are someones little sister you are a karen and a little shit. You probably fuck with your brother's life and snitch on them.

Brother: Fuck!
Sister: Im telling mommmmm
Brother:(whispering) that little bitch born on January 26

January 26 by TheBaddestBitch33 December 13, 2021