John Doe

Standard hedes with no known name.

"Yo, what you got?"

"Some beasts and some of that John Doe"

"Word"

by Samuel Langhorn Clemens July 11, 2009

Elton John

A very talented musician. Incredibly funny. A very important presnce in today's music. Been around since 1970 AND IS STILL HERE!

Elton John is a fantastic piano diva

by Wendy Weissman April 15, 2007

John Davidson

Former host of 80s television hit That's Incredible.

"John Davidson" has come to be synonymous with the word "incredible".

"Did you see Danny Way jump the Great Wall of China?"

"Yeah, that's so John Davidson!"

by rustymac September 6, 2005

john lennon

John Lennon was the main member of the beatles and co-wrote many of the greatest songs of the centrury with Paul MacCartney. During the 50s, he mainly wrote of love, but as the 60s wore on, he became an LSD junkie with the other Bealtes. After that, most of his songs were about drugs, "seeing beyond your stuff" and sublimal messages about how stupid the government is. After his murder in 1980, he's now revered as a musical God.

"John Lennon's voice was amazing in the song A Day in the life"

by Jake May 13, 2005

lil john

The WRONG way to spell Lil Jon.

It's Lil JON, morons, not Lil John. No H.

by Kevin July 4, 2005

John 5

The split was amiable people! They decided it together. 5 felt constricted in the band, because he was stuck to one style of music, and Manson was pissed because he had been working with other artists. They are still cool with eachother.

5's instrumental album, Vertigo, kicks some serious musical ass.

He is working on a new band called "Loser" right now.

by unessecary physical contact September 22, 2004

lil john

Ugly, profane, remarkably untalented rapper. Those who listen to music by the aforementioned "artist." aer usually drunk, stupid, or legally retarded. Hip hop has taken a major blow since the appearence of lil john and others such as the ying yang twins. "Rappers" such as these are tearing down the industry that real artists like Dr. Dre worked so diligently to establish. If you like actual music I suggest listening to Dr. Dre, some of Snoop Dogg's older work, and other artists that don't repeat the same butchered, poorly enunciated sentence for 90 seconds straight. lil john is prooves that just because you have sex, smoke, and drink doesnt mean your a good rapper. What happened to rhymes?

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by Martin Font August 25, 2005