im at my dads house

when someone with divorced parents is at their dads house that day and cannot hang out there is no way to explain why you just kinda are you can’t leave not because of a rule (most times) just cuz it’s kinda your own rule.

person one “wanna hang out tmrw”

person two “cant, im at my dads house”

by anonymous May 8, 2023

Im Bored

If you are reading this, it means that you are bored beyond belief and would rather do anything than do some actual work.

Hey, im Bored

by Yustbetterthanyou June 2, 2020

Fasho im good shawty

For sure I'm okay young lady

Her- you good?

Him- Fasho im good shawty

by White boy Mike July 6, 2021

If im drunk enough...

Basically saying you are willing to partake in something stupid if you are intoxicated enough to do so.

Guy 1:"Hey you wanna listen to Cardi B's New album with me?"

Guy 2: "If im drunk enough..."

by JustSomePersonHere September 11, 2022

im posting this while drunk

When you post something while under the influence of loneliness and boredom

Im posting this while drunk

by Owner of a local car November 11, 2022

im gonna pop your pimple

Popping of anal warts during sexual intercourse.

I told Adam im gonna pop your pimples while making out

by Big comfy salami December 15, 2021

im finna touch you

Might be taken as going to tickle you or as worse as im going to brutally molest rape allat you (your not safe)

Ultra alpha chad sigma cool dud: im finna touch you lil bro

Incel:😰

by ANUAffaan February 19, 2024