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ball goblin

When you have extremely high T and your social conventions preclude you from cranking one out at work
If you don't crank 7 times a day the ball goblins will take over your body.
by XxScottStappxX October 20, 2023
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Digi-Goblin

Someone who is a carefree and chaotic person online but incredibly fragile and introverted in real life. They are like this online because they are behind a screen and will most likely never see the people they're talking to again. Will immediately fold when anyone asks to be their friend online
"There is someone I keep seeing in valorant games but everytime I try to friend him he acts like a Digi-Goblin and leaves immediately"
by ShindayaLupin November 5, 2023
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Cum Goblet

An insult. Another way of calling someone a slut, just a tad bit ✨fancier✨

Could also mean that then often get cummed in.
Example 1:
A: "You're such a whore B, with all the men you've slept with, you're practically a fuckin Cum Goblet."

B: Maybe I like it! Dont kink shame bitch!

Example 2:

Tracy yelling; 'How dare you, you cum goblet!' at her girlfriend who cheated on her
by JeezOkay December 11, 2023
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Cum Goblet

An insult. Can be used endearingly among friends. Just another way of calling someone a slut but, ✨fancier✨

Also to call someone who likes getting cummed on or in ig
Example 1:
Stacy: "Can you stay off my man for one goddamn second?! God! You're such a Cum Goblet!"

Tracy: "Don't kink shame me!"

Example 2:
Tracy yelling; 'How dare you, you cum goblet!' at her girlfriend who cheated on her
by JeezOkay December 11, 2023
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love goblin

A love goblin is a child who is unruly and out of control.
by Trophy maker December 15, 2023
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mlm goblin

A new acquaintance (whether from the internet or in person) strikes a conversation wanting to be your friend, but ultimately at the end of the day they are trying to get you into a pyramid scheme / MLM.
Me: (Doing homework at the library)
Person: hey bro what you studying
Me: business 101

Person: oh cool, I used to take business in uni but ultimately dropped out, best decision of my life.

Me: really why did you dropout?
Person: school is not the way to success, it’s really about being around the right people.

Me: that’s cool man I’m kinda busy atm
Person: put those books down, the system is trying to play you man, I found a system that actually works, my mentor can get you on our team and you could make some money on the side.

Me: you sound like a mlm goblin bruh I’m not spreading my ass cheeks for your mentor.
by iwannaperish December 25, 2023
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Floor Goblin

Someone who lies or sits on the floor with disregard for chairs, couches, and the social expectations of their peers.
Person 1: Why are you lying there on the floor?
Person 2: I'm just being a floor goblin
by ezfe December 28, 2023
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