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Ghetto Time 

The pace of life a ghetto person usually lives.
To a white person if you have an appointment at 5:00 if u arrive at 5:30 you are considered to be late.

A person on 'ghetto time' has a larger window of time given before considering themselves late.

"U were suposed to be here at 5pm!! It is now 6:30pm."
Response: "Nigga I run on ghetto time."
Ghetto Time by Ani Davityan February 1, 2008
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Ghetto Dookie 

The act of dumping while on: a street, subway, or other public urban area. It is very common to leave the duke there, or to wipe with something odd(such as a leaf or newspaper) then place the wiped object on top.
"So I was just going down the street right, and then i saw this dude doin a massive ghetto dookie right down on the yellow lines man."
Ghetto Dookie by EricJessup July 27, 2008

Ghetto Stroller 

A shopping cart that has been hijacked from a store in the hood. Usually a person of color is pushing the cart several blocks away from the nearest grocer or Walmart with her kids in it.
Yo Steve you see the ass on that sista?

Yeah man she's fine and all that, but did you see the 5 kids that baby momma had in that ghetto stroller?
Ghetto Stroller by Rick Daddy April 20, 2010

Ghetto Brownies 

The Best Damn Brownies on the Planet!...

Brownies made with GODS SPECIAL GIFT Marijuana!...

Brownies made by people who live in the Ghetto that are hiding there drugs from COPS and other punks.

Brownies not made OR sold by the Girl Scouts.
Amy said to Robert.

What did you do with the Big Bag of Marijuana?

Why Robert asked:

Amy said:The COPS are doing a door to door drug bust.

Robert said:Here's the Big Bag of Marijuana.Why do you want it dear.

Amy said:I'm going to make some Ghetto Brownies.

Robert said: Great we can eat and be happy.

Amy said:Those COPS will mess up the Apartment but will never find the Drugs.

Robert said:I love my smart money making wife.

Ghetto Big-Mac 

1. The act in buying a normal double cheeseburger off the dollar menu while substituting the ketchup for bigmac sauce and the chopped onions for sliced, then putting french fries in between the beef patties as if to be the middle bun in a big mac.
2. A big-mac made out of other mcdonald's food items resulting in almost the same thing but half the price.
Did you hear how Bob jipped McDonald's by ordering a Ghetto Big-Mac?
Ghetto Big-Mac by Spuxy December 15, 2008

ghetto out of luton 

something we all try and do, but not all of us make it.
Quick shout out to tha homies who didnt ghetto out of luton in one piece. peace.
ghetto out of luton by Kluke January 19, 2004

Ghetto Visa 

1. A goverment funded card that is givin to low income people monthly, that can be used to purchase food or necessities with your tax dollars. Commenly called food stamps or cash assistance.
2. A plastc card that is used at local convience stores to buy candy and soda.
3. A complete waste of your tax money.
Today is the first of the month run down to the store with the Ghetto Visa and pick yourself up A 6 pack and some candy for the kids.
Ghetto Visa by wasteofspace July 18, 2009