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Fish smashing

The act of killing every fish in the game of minecraft or just fucking with them in general
Greg:Bro I think I have a problem
Alan:What's wrong?
Greg:I'm addicted to fish smashing
Alan:What's that,you have a fetish or something?
Greg:No I just harass the fish in Minecraft and bully them.
by Sp1cy Boi October 2, 2019
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skank fishing

When a man actively pursues relations with women known for frequent indiscriminate acts of sexual intercourse.
My buddy went skank fishing last week and returned home with a big mess of crabs.
by redPooka April 7, 2013
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Fish Monger

Like a Fag Hag, it's a dude who hangs out with only lesbians hoping to be their inevitable dick supply.
I'm really horny and could use some dick tonight. I'm going to call my Fish Monger to come over and service me.
by BlackRex October 10, 2021
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Welcome Fish

A fish that welcomes you to Aquariums.
The Welcome Fish in Cartoon's Aquarium was as beautiful as a Beth.
by GratzNaturia October 7, 2016
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Monk Fishing

A newley invented sport created at a seafood shop, where one spots out that of which he/she would like to "bone" or "spoon" ... or in politer terms, if he/she would have to be on an island with one person to whom they are attracted. The code then spoken aloud, not screamed or shouted, is "MonkFish" thus signaling that the person has found that of whom they would rather "spoon". This game involves two or more people playing where each judges anothers choice thus deciding best one, those of whom do not declare "Monkfish" of times meet, is then disqualified. Limitations of to whom and other relating factors (such as age, sex, relationship with that person) is not applicable unless they are a member of the game, aka: you can only "Monkfish" that who is not involved in the game.
Chef: "Once you find the person you would spend alone with on the island scream out the code, 'Monkfish' "

Julian spots a rather foxy female.

Julian: "Monkfish!"

Chef: Yeah she's alright, but you see she looks a bit like a bimbo. She doesn't look like you could have a conversation with her.

Julian: "I was gonna talk...?"

- Monk Fishing
by [Verification Identity Spot] August 31, 2011
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fish's gee

The smelliest thing in the world!
Man you smell like a fish's gee!
by Jordi May 21, 2004
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fish silence

a silence added in to a skit or scene for comical purposes.

it comes from the silence of a dead fish. it may be silent, but there's something about a dead fish that's pretty fucking funny.
Cartman: I know it was just a dream, I know I didn't have an anal probe, and I know that I am no under alien control!
*ZAAP*
Cartman: I LOVE TO SING-A, ABOUT THE MOON-A AND THE JUNE-A AND THE SPRING-A, I LOVE TO SING-A
*ZAP*
....fish silence....
by mediakid2010 February 5, 2010
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