Shrek Ears

the use of facial masks because of Covid 19 will result in Shrek ears condition due to the elastic bands
by TRANSPORTCOP May 06, 2020
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ear plugs

Jewlery that dramatically stretches the earlobes, sometimes with the intention of earlobe copulation. indcates robust participation in receiving anal intercourse.its
Hey that guy/girl totally gauged out their ears with fuckablr ear plugs. This indicates that they need their holes stretched. (S)he takes it in the ass
by m6e6t6 April 04, 2019
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racist ears

Somebody who seeks to hear racism, no matter what objectifying the sentence to sound or be racist.
Person 1: Look at that silly monkey in the zoo!
Person 2: LIKE YOUR ANCESTORS! *Racist ears*

Person 1: I really like this sushi they made here.
Person 2: FRESH FROM THE RICE FARMS! *Racist ears*

Changing the subject/topic to be derogatory against a religion or group of ethic backgrounds. Perhaps interfering in a conversation to objectify racism.
by KBMane March 03, 2024
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Big Eared Pussy

A former NHL hockey player, who made his living ripping tape to tape passes to Sidney Crosby. Member of the 1997 South Shore Kings. Known for his satellite dish ears.
Make a putt, you big eared pussy!”
by jp1123 March 08, 2021
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(n.) A kiss given by one of the most beautiful people on the planet. The kind of kiss in which two people are separated from the real world and its problems and are teleported to a point in space where it is just those two people.

(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.
Friend: Hey dude, why are you smiling so hard?

D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!
by laddie- October 15, 2018
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my ears are bleeding

Something to say when you hear terrible music or earrape.
Guy 1: why is this screamer so goddamn loud! my ears are bleeding!
by Malleo Malleo October 17, 2022
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Everytime One Person Eats Smcaks Ceral , Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"
Everytime One Person Eats Smcaks Ceral , Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"
by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 24, 2025
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