Chić Douchébag 

Equal parts sophisticated gentleman and douchebaggery; usually expressed in style of clothing and/or mannerisms.

The clothing style often features gentleman's casual wear with the addition of a beanie or a five panel worn backwards.

The behavior is generally characterized by someone who is exceptionally polite to strangers but often speaks with vulgarity, often resulting in verbal abuse, towards friends or people the individual has become comfortable around.

Ex: Individual sees lazy coworker doing nothing. Yells across the workplace to him "Get to work you skin-tag-ass nigga!". Then proceeds to politely help a customer ending with "Have a wonderful day."

Friend: "Hey man, what are you wearing? It looks tight af."
Individual: "It's called chić douchébag nigga! GET WITH IT!"

Chić Douchébag by The Black Johnson March 10, 2016

CEO of Douchebag Inc. 

What you say when someone whines about their job.

Will: Not only did Jack boost my stapler again, but he used all the staples too!

Jack: Awww, had a hard time being CEO of Douchebag Inc. again?

CEO of Douchebag Inc. by Velenka October 21, 2010

shitstorm of douchebags

A huge amount of douche bags who want to attempt to kick your ass, not caring if it is five on one or 6 on one. A shitstorm of douche bags usually pile out of their respective douche canoes(usually an SUV bought and paid for by their parents) and attempt to beat, intimidate, or physically dismantle the opposition.

A shitstorm of douchebags attempted to wail on me outside of McDonald's

shitstorm of douchebags by scottyvoorhees February 6, 2015

Maniac crackpot douchebag

Someone who has no credibility on any subject anywhere.

Most politicians are maniac crackpot douchebags.

Maniac crackpot douchebag by oldhoss December 25, 2020

Warrant Walk-In douchebag 

Like Schrödinger’s Douchebag, except they know they’re a douchebag, and they’re loud and proud.

“I’d kill a group of gay people because they are so gay”
“Dude, what the hell”
“I know what I said”
“You’re a warrant walk-in douchebag”

Warrant Walk-In douchebag by subway572572 June 12, 2023

douchebangle 

1. Doing the wrong thing, then later realizing that you could have gone about it in a much better fashion. Short for "douche bag angle".

2. Trying to be shifty or sleazy in a situation and blowing it only to realize later that you completely looked like an ass in the process. Regret weighs heavy.

Say a girl best described as "plain jane" that you see everyday gets a MAD makeover and like an ass you try to lay some smoothness on her only to be shot down with the realization that you knew her all along. If only you hadn't taken the douchebangle you'd probably be cozy with her right now.

Example in a sentence:

"If only he didn't try some slippery douchebangle I probably would have went to the prom with him".

douchebangle by turdcutter January 13, 2008

douchebasket 

another word for douchebag used when you are extremely tired of people overusing the term douchebag.

Failing Conversation:
Guy 1:That guy was a total douchebag!
Guy 2:Wow, that's original...

Successful Conversation:
Guy 3:That dude was such a douchebasket!
Guy 2:Yeah, one of the biggest I've ever seen.

douchebasket by Lvl225 March 20, 2010