Sea Donkey

Someone who claims they are from Hawaii and surf like a champ but never seen in the water surfing.

seaDONKEY: i have surfed all up and down the north shore!!!
Surfer: Want to go surfing?
seaDONKEY: maybe
Surfer: what a sea DONKEY!!!

by MeloWise April 24, 2012

Donkey dickers

The term Donkey dickers is used to describe nutzo white women that enjoy using a strap on penis to have anal sex with fat white men that have thiroid problems in the legs... which causes a funny grey discoloration. Thus resembling a fat donkey when entering from the rear!

Sally finally admitted she had a problem and joined the local "Donkey dickers" anonomus to seek help.

by Princess Angeline July 23, 2009

donkey slam

When living on a farm, you fuck your donkey in the ass then make your cuz lick your cum out of the donkeys ass while you slam him

I donkey slammed Ryan last weekend and then puked in his face.
Donkey slamming is cool in the early morning after feeding the chickens my cock.
Donkey slamming is excellent after a good dirty sanchez.

by cherly July 24, 2006

donkey butt

When you do not wipe your butt very good after a bowel movement that leads to soreness in the anal area.

Damn son, I have a bad case of donkey butt today.

by rp072376 July 11, 2008

Donkey Punch

Another name for the neutral B move for Donkey Kong in the game series super smash brothers

Zak: you playing DK in the new smash?
someguy: yep, that donkey punch is powerful when charged
Zak: his donkey punch?
someguy: his neutral B

by Wolf O'Donell March 12, 2015

donkey-humped

The actuality of having been screwed in some heinous manner by an especially noxious Democrat.

God, Gore really donkey-humped us by raising all those bothersome, well-quashed environmental issues right before the election!

by Patrick W. Crabtree August 04, 2006

Sloppy Donkey

1. noun- a bar in Columbus near OSU that serves to underage kids looking for a good time.
2. noun/adj. - when a person has become or is at the stage of intoxication where looks like a sloppy mess of an animal such as a donkey

lets all go to the Sloppy Donkey so we can watch Chad and Andrew get slop donk!

by (E) December 30, 2009