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coming

a jokefull word that means (come) in present tense but some horny -ass people use it as a sexual connotation which is annoying and you should stop it before i take out the chancla
Person 1-HEY WAIT UP IM COMING RIGHT NOW GIVE ME A SEC
Person 2-Oh your cumming let me get some of that *laugh*
Person 1- forget it im not going anywhere with you
by lolyou found me August 7, 2021
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come to nessus

slang for "come over so we can have gay sex"
Living#4691-come to nessus
_noah#4456-cant im busy
by johnmadden2 August 13, 2021
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Waiting for Santa to come

When Dave and Andrew went to bed with the light on
"Are they awake?"

" Nope, they're waiting for Santa to come"
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Come on Vince

A term use when someone is so slow working on Excel in a shared environment it would be quicker to teach your 90 year old blind Gran to do the task
Your colleague is trying to create a graph in excel but can’t even find the insert graph button. “Come on Vince”
by Amoon June 24, 2021
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When any little thing happens in a worthless persons life that they have to run and post in FaceSpace or any other social media B.S.
Female or Male Douchebag: (Drops a deuce) 2 mins later.... (On Facebook....) Hey everyone, I just dropped a massive log!

Female or Male Douchebag:(10 mins later from the deuce) Watching the baby takes his/hers first steps... (On Facebook...) Hey, Jr Docuhebag just walked from this couch(pic of couch) to this one(other couch pic) for the first time.

Female or Male Douchebag:(2 mins later from litte DBags first steps on Facebook...) now watching Cops on TV.

Truthful Friend: (Response to postings) Dude/Woman, I think you have OCPID (obsessive come-post-it disorder) you need to get an "F"ing job or a life already and get off the FaceSpace!!!
by james digler October 1, 2012
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here comes the storm

the act of drinking a energy drink and then fucking a girl so hard and fast that the condom desenagrates
here comes the STORM! I'm gonna tap you SO HARD!!!
by picT2 June 29, 2011
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eye scream come

When you get hit in the eye by your partner's come and scream.
Damn last night I got another eye scream come from Tanya, I have to start wearing sunglasses to bed.
by likit July 7, 2011
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