Hardcore coffee drinking

drinking 5 cups of coffee, with each cup of coffee containing 500x the amount of caffienne in normal coffee

i plan to do some hardcore coffee drinking today

by Herobrine_from_minecraft March 24, 2020

Coffee Lock

A reaction to drinking too much coffee. The entire body becomes stiffened and taut, and every muscle aches. It is utter pain.

"Good god my whole body hurts...must be a coffee lock."

by Th3R0ach March 13, 2023

coffee hole

Another name for Coffee Catz in Sebastopol--where people go to sit there and drink coffee, chain smoke, and talk shit all. day. long. There's even coffee hole time, which is reeeaaaal slooowww.

Catherine: where have you been for the last 50 million hours?
Meredith: sitting on my ass at coffee hole, where else?

by Mermalium July 23, 2008

Greek coffee

When you jerk it into a coffee mug and use the semen as creamer

“Cream or sugar today sir?”

“No thank you, I’ll be having greek coffee today, just bring the pot and a mug”

by TheCiscoKidd November 4, 2020

The Mud Coffee

Coming in delicious nine flavours from BOLD to RICH, for an unmatchable coffee experience. The Mud Coffee brings delicious flavour notes to make your day!

I love the mud coffee flavour.

by The Mud Coffee November 24, 2021

Pepper in the coffee

You know i had an uncle who died from pepper in his coffee?

Lets take some mushrooms an put some pepper in the coffee

by Insect milk March 22, 2022

Coffee bar

Coffee bar- the shit you take after having outrageous butt sex and now you can’t stop shitting. Kinda like the huge shit you take after drinking lots of coffee.

Met up with Mark last night, when I was done with him he let out coffee bar’s all morning.

by Hipster holocaust February 22, 2018