Chad

usually a sporty guy who plays football,wears polo shirts with the collar flipped up, and allways has a big dick. can sometimes be a douche but is nice enough if you get to know him. try to meet one and get to know him

who is that guy with the big shlong (penis) oh thats chad, hes really good at football.

by chad_himself! December 3, 2011

The Chad Effect

The Chad Effect usually occurs when one tells someone something so many times that they begin to believe it even though it's a complete lie.

-"chad you just broke my tv..." (lie)

"man we just got here, i couldn't have!"

-"no dude, i put a special device that when you step on it it breaks my tv in case of emergency and you just stepped on it... good job." (lie)

"WHAT? are you serious?"

-"YEAH! fuck you should have listened to me when i was explaining it." (lie)

"man you never explained it!"

-"YES I DID! REMEMBER?" (lie)

"oh... yeah now i kind of do.

-"man i just used the chad effect on you so good..."

by pocahantis June 17, 2008

Chad

A Chad is a guy that is THIRSTY!!!

They also have characteristic traits such as:

-clingy

-annoying
-ratchet (refer to ratchet definition)

-thirsty

-pig

-creepy

-DTF anything

A Chadette is a girl version of a Chad!

Drunk girl: "are you a Chad?"

Drunk guy: "what's a Chad?"

Drunk girl: "okay you're not a Chad"

Girl 1: "yo the guy you were with was such a Chad!!"
Girl 2: "nawhh he's only a Chad when he's drunk!" girl: "are you a Chad?"

by Independent Bitchez January 12, 2014

Chad Dow

A man that sucks on the cucumber. The Chad Dow would rather have sex with a red head prostitute with a penis rather then enjoy the exoticism of a real women. know mainly for his poor beard and goofy laugh.

Chad Dow, cucumber sucker, cursed with gingervitus, small man syndrome, Kung Pow Dow

by cdot c November 28, 2010

choady

nassar's dog's name when being molested by either jonathan or michael.

ooooooh choady!!!!!

by the gucc July 8, 2003

Chad

Is a comonly used term at Marshall Middle. It means a sexual organ that asians use to describe their sexual positions. Or it means what ever the fuck you want it to mean. Most girls have no idea what a chad is.

i gotta itch my chad

by Dizzy D flash chadddd October 24, 2011

choadah

The black gunk created when a paper cup is halfway filled with water and used as an ashtray for a really long time.

We made the fratboy drink the choadah

by Jen October 2, 2003