child

A piece of property in which adults have complete control over until they either:
1. turn 18
2. buy their own housing
3. run away
aka a slave

I'm a child living in my parent's house therefore I'm a slave

by Dubiks January 11, 2019

Childbirth

The one thing that turns me on sexually

Friend: What do you do friday?
Me: Me? Nothing special, just my casual acitivity.
Friend: Which is?
Me: Watching childbirth.

by Fatgreasymcnuggets April 2, 2019

Reject child

Hannah frost

that is all u need to know

Hannah frost is a reject child

by ❤Spazzasorousrex❤ April 2, 2017

reverse childbirth

It’s when someone shoves their head inside the vagina and the whole head goes through

Damn she’s probably so wide open that I can preform reverse childbirth on her

by Zora36 September 3, 2019

childbirth

A messy situation which involves a midwife having to catch a baby in a large fishing net held between a sreaming pregnant woman's legs.

"oh great, someone had a baby..."

by Carpman September 19, 2003

Childe

A term used for describing someones Inadequacy in a certain field.

Mike (dumbass): I neva Dun nuffen so shut up
Charles (A* student in English): Mike, your grammar is quite simply appalling, compared to me you are but a Childe.

by James January 18, 2005

Child Labor

1. A show on broadway about cats trafficing cocaine while touching martha stewart's taint.
2. The little nome that lives between samantha McAvoy's breasts.

anthony: " Watup little child labor? are they clean today? shizzam"

by Stacia Perry Eaton February 10, 2004