Christmas

When little kids get excited for a overweight stranger to plop down their chimney to give them stolen gifts.

I’m excited for Christmas, an overweight man will give me gifts.

by Cami1234 December 1, 2021

Christmas Eve Blowjob

The time honored tradition of performing fellatio on a loved one under a lit Christmas tree on Christmas Eve in honor of the spirit of giving and holiday stress relief.

Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.

Santa: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a mouthful!"

Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"

by Oral Hershiser December 24, 2024

taking mandy home for christmas

When you snort a fat line of mandanzzle (referring to the car journey en route home on Christmas day, accompanied by Mandy)
When you drive through the snow it disappears (Like your nose whiffing the magic)

MANDY=MD-MA

Person 1: You got Mandy

Person 2: No i have to go pick her up and take her home for Christmas, fancy joining me?

Other example: Person 1 : You want Mandy
Person 2: yes please, lets take her home for Christmas

Person 1: what you up too mate
Person2: taking mandy home for christmas

by TkMhFc July 24, 2017

Christmas yes sunny day no

Some random ass youtuber that quitted years ago

Josh: have you seen Christmas yes sunny day no?
Jimmy: used to

by BiggeCheese105 October 28, 2023

Soft-Box Christmas

A Christmas that has low to no emotional attachment to the day; A Christmas where the only gifts are clothes in thin boxes.

Last year we had a soft-box christmas.

by Rbcrusher1221 November 12, 2023

Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.

"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"

by Redwings15 March 21, 2016

Shaking like a nun on Christmas

An act of shaking with extreme force or violence, similar to how a nun shakes her bootay on Christmas.

You should have seen my friend Wes at prom last night, he was Shaking like a nun on Christmas.

by Jewish welding, inc. June 3, 2018