Artificial chocolate milking 

A man fists a woman's ass while fucking her doggy style and proceeds to jerk himself off through her ass. Not to be confused with artificial strawberry milking which involves a man fucking a woman's ass while jacking himself off through the vagina.

Lawrence prefers an artificial chocolate milking with your wife's ass as she is far less flatulant than his own wife.

Artificial chocolate milking by Coco Sean August 10, 2016

Sexcuse article

The act of 'accidentally' forgetting an article of clothing or object to give yourself a reason to come back to someone's place and fuck.

When Jeremy left his hat at her house, she was convinced that it was a sexcuse article. This was proven a fact when he asked to come over to collect his hat because he wanted a bootycall.

Sexcuse article by josefiend July 9, 2011

blame artist 

A person who is so adept at blaming others for their own behavior or reality that those who are blamed have no awareness of it at all.

She is a well-practiced blame artist who impugns as easily as she breathes.

blame artist by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2020

liberal arts college 

Liberal arts college: the only place you can dress like a hobo and sleep on the grass outside and not be thought of as homeless

I hurt my ankle the other day. I was playing ultimate and tripped over a guy sleeping on the quad. Thought he was homeless, but then I remembered I go to a liberal arts college.

liberal arts college by Zaya20 December 6, 2013

Artichokie 

A baby artichoke. Much cuter that the full-grown adult size.

Okie Dokie Artichokie

Artichokie by Mikroula January 12, 2010

Sir Arthur Canberra 

Sir Arthur Canberra, a 19th century pioneer and explorer, saw in the Limestone Plains a panorama worthy of the landscape cult that established colonial Australia. Sir Arthur recognised that rural landscapes and lifestyle are the 'real' Australia, with life in the metropolis both artificial and unhealthy.

Sir Arthur was guided to the region by idealism fused with practicality, and successfully bartered two shiny balls and a magic numbers machine with the local indigenous people to secure mining rights to all the land from Gungahlingadinga to Tugerrawangally Creek.

Canberra City is named after him

E24 owner: "I lift my glass to Sir Arthur Canberra, without whom this city with it's wide, E24 only lanes, would not exist."

Sir Arthur Canberra by Choadie January 23, 2009

Arturo 

Arturo is a really unique type of guy to find. He is very caring, hardworking, and very loveable and loyal. He picks one persons broken pieces and put it all together. When he says he really loves you, he really means it. Hes also a very BRAVE man who really isn't afraid of anything or anyone, so don't mess with an Arturo. He also like to protect what is his so don't try and take from him. Hes really the sweetest guy you can find.

Damn, Arturo is such a sweet guy

Arturo by Hahasikeboii September 21, 2018