man boobs

You morons are all fucking stupid. Gynecomastia comes in two forms, one is caused by obesity where sometimes the fat stores in the chest area, creating breasts in fat men. The other one is caused by a hormone imbalance in men that causes breast tissue to form underneath the nipple area, so even if you are skinny, you can have big boobs. Don't feel bad if you have it, as there is a cure. Most plastic surgeons generally charge $1000-$5000 dollars to do a glandular excision and/or liposcution in that area, removing them.
Many celebrities have it too, like Simon Cowell, for example.

Don't let anybody push you down for having man boobs. Beat their asses or something for twisting your nipples, that's the only way they learn.

by CheeseAss September 20, 2005

Man Beast

A Man Beast is a fat ugly, extremely large built female. These grotesque creatures, can be found in any UK city and seem to have many kids by different fathers. Man Beasts offen wear ill-fitting leggings and tight armless tops, to show off their disgusting fat bodies, and flabby arms covered in tattoos as a sign of pride. Very slow and unintelligent, these creatures can be herd screaming and swearing at their kids in public. The male partners of these creatures, are smaller by comparison, not very tall and skinny due to the lack of food.

Jesus that thing is over there, with the three kids is built like a brick shit house Man Beast

by kent brockman April 22, 2013

Vies Man

Een vies manneke, vettig ventje of vunzig kereltje. Vaak gebruikt in de context van seksuele handelingen of algemene omgang met het andere geslacht. Ook gebruikt bij algemene viezigheden zoals letterlijk vuil zijn etc.

Voorbeeld 1:
Kerel 1: G hebt ge het al gehoord? De Robbe heeft in twee weken al 5 eerstejaarsstudenten gepaald!
Kerel 2: Echt een vies manneke

Voorbeeld 2:
Kerel 1: Kan ik vrienden uitnodigen morgen op ons gezamelijk kot?
Kerel 2: Ik ging een chickie uitnodigen maar geen probleem, dan neem ik haar wel mee naar mijn kamer.
Kerel 1: Vies manneke

by StabiloBoss October 8, 2018

Changed Man

When you're out with the boys and a girl comes and talks to to one of them, and all of a sudden he becomes a new man acting all cool and shit. Acts professional and doesn't really joke around. Tries not to associate him with you guys anymore.

*Girls walks in*
Alex: *Casually pulls up sleeve to display watch* *Acts cool*
Alex: "Hey girls whats up,the drinks are on me"
The Boys; "Damn what a Changed Man"

by TheKing35 January 15, 2019

no-man's-lane

The center lane in a street or highway where vehicles going in either direction can use this lane only to make left hand turns.

There was a head-on collision in the no-man's-lane of Route 63.

by APatcher September 17, 2003

man bunt

Most effective known kickball strategy for a man to get on base. Typically kickball rules will stipulate that a man must kick the ball across an imaginary diagonal line from 1st base to 3rd base. The goal of the man bunt is to kick the ball so that it will reach this line as slowly as possible. This will either force the pitcher to run down the bunt and attempt to throw the player out, which is impossible if the runner is not super slow, or the pitcher must wait out the kick hoping it won't cross the line and allow the runner to get on base.

Dude you totally should have man bunted there and you would have got on base.

I just got a double on a man bunt! This team sucks.

by boh knows kickball September 6, 2007

Man Nog

n. A white liquidy substance used in sexual reproduction among homo sapiens. Aka, sperm.
Synonyms: semen, sperm, cum, man juice, facial cream, throat coater, jizz, gizz,

John: "yo dave, where were you last night?"
Dave: "I was busy spraying Mary's face with my man nog"
John: "You're the fucking man"

Jeff: "Dude, I saw your mom last night."
Steve: "Where at??"
Jeff: "Getting out of my bed, she was dripping with my man nog."

Sarah: "I love drinking a glass of man nog in the morning."
Elon: "You're a freak a leak sarah...but I'd give you some of my man nog."

by #Jamaica December 6, 2011