Southern Beat-Down

Its when you put a Confederate flag on your chest, then put on country music (Sweet Home Alabama works great!) Then, you quickly beat up the closest person near you.

My head still hurts from when Phil gave me that Southern Beat-Down!

by Mr. Burgess November 20, 2007

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beat off tourettes

Upon climax, the reflex of having a person pop in to your head that would normally disgust you. This includes absolutely anyone; pets, relatives, or even public figures.

I was beating off last night and had a case of beat off tourettes. Right before I came, Al Sharpton popped into my head!

by JJvandyJJ March 29, 2010

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wheat n beat

When you see a wheat field and have the urge to masturbate to it.

"That wheat field is looking real good today. Every time I see it I just want to rub one out. I guess I'm gonna wheat n beat my meat."

by UnlawfulGnome February 13, 2018

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(In lieu of the Domino's American Legends pizza promotion) The Provolone Beat Down (i.e. PBD) is a sexually deviant act that involves coming on a slice of said provolone cheese, slapping girl in the face with or throwing slice at said girl's face, (which ever act you prefer based upon proximity) commenced by making said girl finally consume cheese.

The girl next store seemed to be a freak and strangely enough, also thoroughly enjoyed dairy products. I fucked her last night, and me being the generous guy I am, wanted to please her on multiple levels. Consequently, she got the Provolone Beat Down.

by captainreallyawesome July 27, 2009

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