1. A malware combination of Spyware and Adware released by Microsoft for "security." To secure your data to data brokers and ads in your start menu, to secure money into Microshit's pocket. An OS used by NPCs who don't know any better and also trust things like Norton and McAfee. See also NPC and Shitware/Shovelware
2. A downgrade for your computer's OS, no matter what you're running. Has retarded hardware requirements because Intel had a deal with Microshit since they were tired of used Haswell CPU machines dominating their oligarchy, and slightly hurting their bottom line.
3. A failed abortion digitalized and used to rape our personal computers.
4. A gateway for Microsoft to do planned obsolescence, clearly taking a note from Apple.
5. Enshittified code that is thrown together by "gay retards" who want to chokehold the tech industry. See also: Google (but post-2020)
6. Shitware that no longer lets you own your computer, or do what you want with it. A digital scourge not describable using any modern language.
7. An excuse to switch to a Linux OS and mail a package of dogshit to Microsoft, who currently has a rapist mentality of forcing their shitty cock into your mouth
8. A disgrace to everything Bill Gates worked for before he left OS development and fantasized about shooting anti-sun dust into the atmosphere.
2. A downgrade for your computer's OS, no matter what you're running. Has retarded hardware requirements because Intel had a deal with Microshit since they were tired of used Haswell CPU machines dominating their oligarchy, and slightly hurting their bottom line.
3. A failed abortion digitalized and used to rape our personal computers.
4. A gateway for Microsoft to do planned obsolescence, clearly taking a note from Apple.
5. Enshittified code that is thrown together by "gay retards" who want to chokehold the tech industry. See also: Google (but post-2020)
6. Shitware that no longer lets you own your computer, or do what you want with it. A digital scourge not describable using any modern language.
7. An excuse to switch to a Linux OS and mail a package of dogshit to Microsoft, who currently has a rapist mentality of forcing their shitty cock into your mouth
8. A disgrace to everything Bill Gates worked for before he left OS development and fantasized about shooting anti-sun dust into the atmosphere.
1.) Person 1 "Hey dude, you upgraded to Windows 11 yet?"
Person 2 "No because I'm not fucking retarded."
2) "Fuck I just lost all my shit because dipfuck Microsoft raped my computer by installing Windows 11 without my consent."
3) Person 1 "I keep getting advertisements about gay, non-binary women on Windows 11. How can you be non-binary and a woman?"
NPC "I think it's nice they're being inclusive while spying on me and spoon-feeding ads to my incapable gaping asshole."
Person 2 "No because I'm not fucking retarded."
2) "Fuck I just lost all my shit because dipfuck Microsoft raped my computer by installing Windows 11 without my consent."
3) Person 1 "I keep getting advertisements about gay, non-binary women on Windows 11. How can you be non-binary and a woman?"
NPC "I think it's nice they're being inclusive while spying on me and spoon-feeding ads to my incapable gaping asshole."
by this websites devs suck ass September 27, 2024
Get the Windows 11mug. Person1: hey what do u want to do to today
Person2: um idc
Person1: we’ll it’s December 11
Person2: ohhh let’s go to the park then kiss
Person2: um idc
Person1: we’ll it’s December 11
Person2: ohhh let’s go to the park then kiss
by Aahhaahhah December 8, 2021
Get the December 11mug. Wow, 9/11 was sure a tragedy.(makes joke about it.)
some random guy: hey my dad died that day. he was the best pilot ever.
some random guy: hey my dad died that day. he was the best pilot ever.
by tvkfd April 18, 2022
Get the 9/11mug. by _katynka_kk December 7, 2022
Get the December 11mug. Gurl 1 “i like ya cut g”
Gurl 2 “wth”
Gurl 1 “ HAHAHA YOUR SHORT AF”
Gurl 2 “scoff”
“I mean it is december 11th”
Gurl 2 “wth”
Gurl 1 “ HAHAHA YOUR SHORT AF”
Gurl 2 “scoff”
“I mean it is december 11th”
by Cute doggie December 10, 2020
Get the December 11mug. september 11th is national walk out day. if you think wearin masks and covid is bs , walk outta school , work , or wherever ur at , at 10am !!
teacher : why are so many students walkin outta school ?
student : it’s september 11th didnt you know ? it’s national walk out day come join us if you think masks and covid is bs !
teacher : okay !
student : it’s september 11th didnt you know ? it’s national walk out day come join us if you think masks and covid is bs !
teacher : okay !
by brebee September 4, 2021
Get the september 11mug. by mskadjkij23897 May 11, 2022
Get the May 11mug.