You can’t put a pickle on an elephant

Something impossible/ something really weird

“I think she’s a right weirdo”
“You know what they say ; you can’t put a pickle on an elephant !”

by Geniaurse December 30, 2020

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National Fck You, Josie Day

September 2nd. Like National Shut Up Thomas day, it's a day where you tell everyone names Josie fck you.

Josie: Hi
You: Fck you, Josie
Josie: Wtf?
You: It's National Fck You, Josie day
Josie: Oh my Lord

by Wicked E February 6, 2024

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When you are married and decide to fuck around and instead of your wife divorcing you she stays with you to only always remind you that you fucked up.
She will snip you so bad you’ll be begging for divorce.

by S/he’s just a friend January 2, 2024

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You

You are hot af

I love you

Marry me

Fuck me
Date me

"Your hot"

"Ik bbg"

by Puppynotfound July 9, 2021

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Dig you

Just tell her you like her

I dig you

by anonymous September 4, 2021

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you threw my sandwich

This is a well-known and prominent phrase of the TV series F.R.I.E.N.D.S said by one of the six protagonists, ROSS GELLER, Ross gets very angry when he realizes that someone from his job ate his sandwich (one of those delicious sandwiches that her sister MONICA GELLER makes and that left over on thanksgiving day) and was giving more upset when he learned that his boss was the one who ate his sandwich and also shot a large part of it in the trash, this completely dislocated Ross, taking him to say the following phrase :

ROSS: You ..You.. You threw my sandwich away?

MY SANDWICH...?!
MY SANDWICH!!!

by JujuFermaga May 22, 2018

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