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Man Cold

The man called is extremely severe, and if not properly babied, it could be fatal.

The severity of a man called is often compared to that of childbirth, and should be cared for as such.

Without proper empathy, nurturing, temperature checks,, tea, soups, and soft blankies, the man cold could result in the man flu. Use caution to avoid the man flu!!!
Of course, I can clean the house take care of the kids cook the food run the errands work 40 hours a week go to soccer and ballet practice, I only have my menstrual cycle and a migraine…. My husband has a man cold. He is down for the count.
by DrWife September 28, 2025
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Man whore

The group of guys at your school that have already dated half of the people in your grade and they treat you like a peice of shit but the good kind even though they're man whores the girls go crazy over them turning the guys gay or bi and they always walking weird wonder why
Girl: why is he walking like that?

Boy: I don't think you wanna know

Girl: oh I get it hes a man whore isn't he
by Thebløødisønyøurhands December 5, 2020
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old man block

When a person acts as they comprehend what are you saying, then walk away and they did comprehend at all. They repeat the information incorrectly.
Rob has old man block; he keeps calling Halle “holly”
by Abbysworld April 10, 2021
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Spider-Man Hand

Positioning of the hand where the middle and ring fingers are inside the vagina, curling back toward the palm, which is against the labia and clitoris.
The key when using the Spider-Man Hand is to bring the middle and ring fingers toward the palm versus overly aggressive flicking of said fingers inside the vagina.
by anonymous September 6, 2020
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Old Man Sam

He fucking loves history and trains (a little too much). He has a history of beating children and telling them get of his zip line. In West Virginia, he is also known as Grandpa Jones by many of the Boy Scouts who have been beaten. He also has a habit of calling ppl ‘Chief’ and hating everyone and everything. He’s somehow the saltiest 21 year old alive.
“Old Man Sam slapped me!”

Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”
by MJM2020 December 3, 2018
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Mullet man

Idiots who likes getting bottomed by pedo stashed, caterpillar eyebrowed little boys
Is he a mullet man?
Yes he is
by Fobert Relekey June 17, 2021
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man grinder

A man grinder or meat masher is the act of grinding one's penis against your braces.
by THE_TARD_KNIGHT May 15, 2018
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