phil is a very sexy manly man which every man and girl wants but unlucky for you, Phil doesn’t like humans! Phil likes bears and fucks those bears so fuckin good in the ass ooohh yeah! sorry ladies ;c
by big fat man big fat July 07, 2018
by Brian Stewart September 07, 2007
A man that uses tissues when pleasuring himself, but fails to properly dispose of them. Their dwelling is often littered with used tissues, resulting in an unpleasant and often sticky enviroment.
by Uncle Trappy April 09, 2025
by O.B.G.Y.N. Spurius April 23, 2009
by CH1):6 May 01, 2022
When a bride picks a man instead of a woman to be her main attendant in her wedding. His responsibilities are similar to what a maid of honor’s might be, with some exceptions, depending on what he and the bride may or may not be comfortable with. (Example: He isn’t going to be holding her wedding dress up when she’s on the toilet.) He may also opt out of slipping a dollar into a male stripper’s thong the night before the wedding, but if he’s into that, by all means bring him along! If he’s a big guy he might also be able to move heavy stuff and double as your bodyguard if any ex-boyfriends try to crash the wedding. All in all, an excellent idea, whether you have women you want on your side as well, or if it’s just going to be the Best Man and Man of Honor.
by MetallicGirl September 04, 2023
by Ttnt July 20, 2022