Muffin Man

A person who makes her friend buy a muffin for her and completely demolish it within seconds. The muffin gets everywhere.

Madilyn your such a muffin man.

by i_have_a_sad_life February 25, 2021

G-Man

G-Man Is a Glock You’ve Probably Heard It In A Song Before

“I D Her Up and Feed Him G-Man”-K3dahound

by The Answer No November 21, 2023

Dead Man Tells No Tales

When a person is too high to communicate.

"Are you okay man?"
*looks over
".............."
"Dead man tells no tales."

by Frankster420 October 7, 2019

moonkeey man

An elusive variation of the sasquatch with slightly more human features that, when threatened, bends down and evacuates his bowels into his hands than furiously claps with the excrement still in hands.

"did you see that, it was the elusive moonkeey man. he seems to be coming over here.... wait, does he have sh*t in his hands! Wait whats he doing? ...... AAAaAAAAAaAaaaaAAAaAAAaAaA."

by [man}P[M] December 19, 2024

Mouldy Pee Pee Man

Dylan Kay is the mouldy pee pee man

Did you hear Dylan is the mouldy pee pee man

by bigniggy November 9, 2019

Bamf Man

A crime fighter similar to Jack Bauer on 24 but but a whole lot more bamf in every way

Did you see bamf man last night on tv, he saved the united states from that terorist attack?
No
It was so bamf!!

by the flying chaluppa April 12, 2009

smartest man in the universe

his name is rick sanchez he is from the popular adult swim show "rick and morty" also known as the rickest rick

summer:my grampa hes the smartest man in the universe

by yes<.> October 2, 2022