ur mom gay

does not necessarily mean the person being referred to has a gay mom but is more of a easy insult that usable in any situation and can only be beat by no u or ur dad lesbian
bob: hey look its the retard joe joe: ur mom gay bob everyone: oooooooOooooooooOoooo
by frosted.exe October 06, 2019
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Ur uncle bisexual

Strongest insult, gets all the pussy
Jeremy: ur mom gay
Bill: ur dad lesbian
Timmy: ur granny tranny
Jeff: ur grandpap a trap
Josh: ur uncle bisexual
*everyone gets mega aids and fucking dies , josh becomes a pimp*
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Ur niece obese

Ur niece obese is worse then anything from the ur mom gay series. If said, your opponent will instantly age backwards, creating a black hole, that will suck you and everyone else in our solar system in it.
Steve: ur mom gay
Brady: no u
Steve: ur dad lesbian
Brady: ur granny tranny
Steve: dont make me do this
Brady: bet
Steve: ur niece obese
Brady: *instantly starts to age backwards, turning into a black hole, sucking steve and everyelse in
by Senior_squid March 14, 2018
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ur sister a mister

An insult more powerful than "ur dad lesbian" but not as powerful as "ur granny tranny"
"ur dad lesbian" Jerry said to Leo
"ur sister a mister!" Leo responded
*Jerry dies*
by Grendman March 22, 2018
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Ur yeet is asexual

The Holy lord of insults.
Whoever takes this insult will evaporate immediately.
Person 1: Screw you
Person 2 : KYS
Person 1 : well ur mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: but ur dad is a hoe
Person 2: ur grandma is retarded
Person 1: well ur grandpa is a trap
Person 2: OH YEAH?
Person 1: YEAH?
Person 2: WELL UR YEET IS ASEXUAL
Person 1 evaporates
by Yeet Meiser March 21, 2018
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ur aunt eat pant

listen, if you're just joking around and trying to make a joke, this isn't the place for you.
i've had this said to me, not from a human, but from a god. this gave me ptsd and now my nerves don't function anymore.
this may be the worst insult in the entire "ur" jokes, this and "ur family tree lgbt" fall into almost the same level of severeness, i am so lucky to be alive.
all "ur" memes are downright ants to this comeback, it inflicts fear on every human being known to man. DO NOT SAY THIS AS A JOKE.
David: Hey Jacob
Jacob: What?
David: ur mom gay
Jacob: well ur dad lesbian
David: well ur AUNT EAT PANT
*everything goes silent while Jacob's flesh is being eat from the inside, annd turned into nothing but thin air, Jacob is now trembling upon the darkness of death.
by Coalbra March 27, 2018
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Ur friend a penis bend

Jake: Ur mom gay
Jamal: Ur dad lesbian
Jake: granny tranny
Jamal: Ur sister a mister
Jake: Ur brother a mother
Jamal: Ur friend a penis bend
*crowd goes wild*
by Toccena March 19, 2018
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