fat facing

When you have a phone with a keypad up to your face and accidentally hit some of the keys.

"I tried getting transferred to tech support, but I ended up fat facing the call and was transferred to sales."

by dhenning July 8, 2009

Triangle Faced

To smoke marijuana and become intoxicated on a very large level.

"I got so triangle faced last night after smoking that fat nug."

by Puff the magic dragon22 September 6, 2011

chernobyl face

a person who has a jacked up face because it looks like they went through chernobyl and there face became distorted by all the nuclear power plant debris

Austins face is so jack hideous, definitely a chernobyl face.

by pkchlojob January 22, 2014

Bo-faced

Being that many southerners refer to each other as "Bo". Bo-faced is when someone is sooooooo drunk they aren't hammered,plastered or shit-faced....They're Bo-faced.

Dude 1: Bro did you see the chad last night?
Dude 2: Dude, he was so Bo-faced i heard he tried to fuck a squirrel!!

by Forrest420 January 10, 2009

came face

The distorted face a person makes when they jizz themself

Don had is came face on when that hot chick passed him.

by Dill180 October 4, 2011

Con-facing

Active facial expressions that mask your true intentions.

Con-facing-Using your facial expressions to steer the external world away from your true intentions

by Jktofunny November 19, 2022

crab face

A person whose eyes are spread to far apart

Mr. Jones has crab face.

by Big Mama Vaz October 13, 2016