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Dr. Peanut

It's a kind innocent sweet girl. she's too adorable and loveable. She is everyone's friend who texts them quickly once you text her. She also loves online shopping and dreams to be the official ambassador of the shop!!. Once you are friends with her, you will NEVER regret it. Trust me
Dr. Peanut Its nice to met you!!
by IMDC_Original March 2, 2022
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Peanut

The poopalazooka religion mascot. Like how American has the bald Eagle, we have a cat named peanut.
by Moonstar116 May 23, 2021
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Peanut Butter Smack

While having anal sex in the doggy style position the man suddenly stops and yells “Hey!” As the receiving partner looks back to see what is going on the male partner smacks them in the face with peanut butter and resumes intercourse.
Dan: “Did you have fun last night? “

Crystal: “Yeah it was great, but I wasn’t expecting a peanut butter smack”
by RX1D August 15, 2021
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packing peanuts

When you get a box in the mail you open it up and there is packing peanuts inside it is another way to keep your purchase from breaking during shipping like bubble wrap or foam they look good to eat it’s tempting… they look like marshmallows and usually come in colors such as pink white or blue….I’m hungry
Hey look she just got a package in the mail!…what is she doing with the packing peanuts? OMG THOSE ARE TOXIC SOMEONE CALL 911!
by KlttyMeowMeow August 29, 2021
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Peanut Butter Elder

When you are having sex from the side, you secretly poo in your hand, slap her in the face with it while asking what her name is, and hold on. She’ll be too mad/confused to tell her you her name, while also looking like an elderly person who fell and can’t get up.
I gave Martha a peanut butter elder last Saturday, and she’s been trying to move in ever since.
by DallasWithTheWhiteHair June 8, 2021
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Peanut the squirrel

An Instagram-famous rodent who achieved legend status for his adorable antics and undeniable charm. Peanut was the kind of squirrel who could make even the grumpiest cat crack a smile. Unfortunately, his fame caught the attention of the infamous Karen, a bureaucratic buzzkill who apparently took her role as the Department of Environmental Conservation's ultimate squirrel hater way too seriously. Instead of letting Peanut continue to spread joy, she swooped in like a villain from a bad movie, snatching him from his loving owner, Mark Longo, under the pretense of “regulations.”

In a move that shocked the world, this Karen decided to euthanize Peanut after a tragic mishap, proving once and for all that she’s the ultimate embodiment of government overreach and soul-sucking indifference. Seriously, Karen, what the hell were you thinking? You could’ve just let the little guy live his best life instead of becoming the Grim Reaper of adorable squirrels. Congratulations on being the world’s biggest party pooper—may your days be as joyless as your choices!
"Man, I can’t believe Karen went full villain mode and decided to be the executioner of Peanut the Squirrel; she really just took the joy out of life for everyone!"
by SqueweFanboy420 November 5, 2024
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hello kitty rainbow peanut butter cat

A obese cat, aka the rizzler. Lives in aubrey texas.
“Hey- wheres hello kitty rainbow peanut butter cat?” “Shes gooning to skibbity toilet and rizzing baby gronk” “gyat”
by Rizzler faunum gyat December 12, 2024
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