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Beached Whale

by Liight October 28, 2008
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Chromo Whale

This was are first prototype for the make a wish foundation. It was an autistic sperm sold to all parents. Only one wanted a autistic fat ass but then they wanted to get an abortion but couldn’t because they were too poor. They tried to get an after birth diy abortion but there credit card was maxed out on gay roblox porn characters. They tried killing him by shooting him but missed and hit him in the leg. At his 8th grade dinner dance he smelled like a dead pig ejaculated all over itself. Later in his life he died from shooting himself in the dick to do a diy transgender surgery but bleed out and died
Why didn’t we have an abortion for The Chromo Whale.
by Rapelittlegirlswiththehead April 12, 2019
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Whale Virgina

Whale virgina is a virgin whale that comes out of the water as a man to fuck your family
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Tinder Whale

Typical fat girl who is on tinder trying to slob on your knob.
Tom: Joey you need some pussy
Joey: Yeah I'll probably just hit up a tinder whale
by Wildcard_5_ March 5, 2019
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Beach Whale Rescue Team

"Ryan Price is a member of the Beach Whale Rescue Team, he loves fucking fat chicks!

"Ryan Price is like David Hasselhoff to fat beach chicks!"
by Amishflap January 2, 2012
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Whale Jugging

The Act of Blowing Across a Large Woman's Anus, using it as a musical instrument of endless pleasures. Tuned by spreading/squishing the cheeks as necessary thus changing the shape and taughtness of the orifice.
After a Successful night of Hogging, Ben took his catch back to her place for an evening of romancing , culminated by the sweet sweet sounds of him Whale Jugging her to sleep.
by Mike Hancho Eclesiasties April 8, 2017
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Weed Whale

A person that smokes a lot of weed and has become obese from a severe case of the munchies
Synonyms: Pot Potato
"Dude, there was this girl who smoked a ton of weed in my school and was super chubby, we called her a weed whale
by Derpderp200 December 30, 2017
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