king bob

to spread your ass cheeks on a window or a wall and shit

Timmy don't king bob on the wall poop in the toilet

by grussy July 23, 2022

King Bingus

The AL Mighty Bingus King
Characteristics include immortality, Loaded Rich and has Super Strength

"All Hail The AL Mighty King Bingus"

by King Bingus October 17, 2021

kings cheese

When you land an LA Kings cheerleader and the cheese from the last dude causes you to hit PP for penicillin

Bro I can’t believe that you didn’t notice that kings cheese before you stuck it in

by EiffelTower420 November 28, 2017

nofa king

Similar to sofa king, but with a negative connotation.

He had nofa king idea what was going to happen next.

by freaksho September 20, 2009

hash king

A man who is worship for his hash abilities, a man above all communities, a God.

That lad is THE Hash King bro

by The Orwin slaver December 24, 2017

slut king

King of the sluts. The man who outdoes them all and rules over slutdom. The sluttiest of them all.

After countless one night stands and juggling 4-10 women at once, the years grew colder and unloving. Slut King Dylan grew tired of his crown and retired it. But after dating a crazy woman for almost a year and breaking up with her, Dylan set out to reclaim his throne and the world of slutdom!

by HAPTK January 30, 2015

Kombucha king

He seems like the coldest motherfucker on the planet but he’s actually pretty cool. He lives in the kombucha lair. And has only kombucha in his fridge

He is the kombucha king, he invented kombucha, it’s gt Dave

by Can’tComeUpWithAnOriginalJoke December 14, 2020