Nut drag

To drag one's scrotum over the belongings of one's acquaintances.

If he doesn't come back from the bathroom soon I'm totally gonna nut drag his sandwich.

by Lenny the Fish September 21, 2016

Nut Crumper

1. A person or persons who make your life more difficult by overworking you. This person usually has authority or seniority over you and is always busting your balls to make you do things.

2. A breakdance move that involves waving your arms and hands near your genitals repeatedly.

1. My dad yelled at me all day to finish my school project so I think he is such a Nut Crumper.

2. Did you see that man doing the nut crumper dance, waving his arms towards his balls looking like he was masturbating with both hands?

by alehandro camerez March 13, 2008

Pine nut

Used as a way to describe a rare and valuable thing/finding, sometimes used to refer to pets/people in a sweet way

“Proper pine nut that!”

“Hey, seen my new bike?”
“Yeah man! Absolute pine nut!”

by Tuudidoo May 1, 2023

bagel nut

Nut released by a male sex organ tht taste like bagels

Tommys dick taste like bagel nut

by Dr.slang7 July 6, 2017

Nut Gut

The unsettling feeling in your stomach after swallowing a load of semen.

Bro, I let my girl stay at her ex's last night and she's been puking all day. I think she has Nut Gut.

by munchdatbeaver_ August 13, 2021

Square nut

Square nut: cumming to, from, or by the missionary position.

I really don’t understand all this fetish stuff, all I really want is a square nut.

by MagicalOtto December 11, 2018

Nut Bunion

The appearance of the entire male scrotum package balled up to one side against the inner thigh, thus looking like a “Big Toe Bunion” CJR

His pants are so tight I can see his nut bunion.

by Sweater gal April 29, 2019