Fat Topic

Hot Topic for fat Emo/Alernative chicks also known as "Torrid"

Ever since Fatima went went emo, she shops at Fat Topic.

by Liz Bliz March 23, 2009

fat tip

When a male has an abnormally large penis tip.

Ian has an extremely fat tip.

by Jimmy Lardbutt March 17, 2014

fat lass

A fat obesse woman that she feels that she is hot or fucking attractive.

Damn mate, I can't stand Tess holiday , she's a fucking fat lass.

by lazypast33 May 19, 2016

Crypto-fat

Someone who either:
1. Is overweight, has a thin/ attractive face, but does a good job at hiding the fact that they are overweight (dark clothes, stripes, dresses).
2. Is of a relatively normal weight but is in the process of gaining weight.
3. Is of a relatively normal weight but has the genetic potential to gain weight (mother or father is overweight/obese).

Don't hook up with her, she's totally a Crypto-fat. She looks great in the dark but she hides her wide load well.

by Art Heej February 19, 2011

duck fat

A less auspicious way of saying 'fuck dat'

Homey 1: "Would you like to give me a dollar?"

Homey 2: "Duck fat! I needs me my dollars fo' da strip club. I love me allz the flavaz!"

by Stephon Fuerzas November 30, 2006

Fat Fuck

(N.) An obese individual who weighs over 100 pounds their Target Ideal weight.

Bonecrusher and Kirstie Alley are some fat fucks.

by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004

fat crispy

Another term for a really enormous joint.

"Dude, we have so much weed!
"What are you waiting for, roll a fat crispy!"

by Hikari-san June 15, 2007