Band-aid Station

band aid station small local hospital, typically infers sub-standard care. Often used by healthcare professionals at large, cutting-edge hospitals. So named because they are only capable of basic first-aid such as applying Band-Aids.

We have to take this trauma transfer from the band-aid station.

by Ratchet RN October 30, 2018

Big Cucumber Band

A band that makes music for porn videos.

Man that music is funny, it sounds like it could be background music in a porn video.

Yeah, it must be from a Big Cucumber Band.

by Tobycatz April 2, 2010

NASA Brass Band

The rare occurrence where two males engaged in docking are simultaneously being stimulated via the art of tromboning

At the orgy, Pete and John were trying out a new docking technique and two random blokes started tromboning them at the same time! That's a real NASA Brass Band event!

by Tortillera September 30, 2013

Band's Bohemian Rhapsody

A song made by a band or artist that isn't in their usual style and/or incorporates multiple styles in one song (like in Bohemian Rhapsody). It is commonly one of their most popular songs.

Guy 1: Hey have you heard Popular Monster by Falling in Reverse?
Guy 2: No is it any good?
Guy 1: Yeah it's like the band's Bohemian Rhapsody.

by Jork381 May 13, 2021

The Gay Incest Band

An insulting name for the tv show/music group The Naked Brothers Band.

Oh boy time to watch some Nickelodeon. Hope some good shows are on, spongebob, maybe Danny phantom...oh great...it's The Gay Incest Band....

by Bassnium.exe October 2, 2023

Band 5 Incompetent

an incompetent member of NHS Staff could be anything from a toilet cleaner to a chief executive.

That nurse was so useless at taking blood, she is a Band 5 Incompetent

by jonny bogroll the eigth April 30, 2022

Band-Aid Smoker

A person that uses Nicotine patches constantly instead of using cigarettes. They may claim they are not addicted to smoking but are addicted to the patches.

Sherlock is totally a band-aid smoker.

by SingleCelledPsyk November 24, 2016