smash moocher

Someone who doesn't own a Smash Bros. game or setup and depends on others to play it.

John is such a smash moocher. He hits me up all the time just to play Smash Bros. because he doesn't own it himself.

by No Johns July 15, 2014

Smamshed.

When at a point (usually between 4am to 8am) when you are beyond smashed.

Oi mush, I can barely see my phone. I shouldn't have had those last 4 pints cos I am smamshed.

by Drexsyl September 5, 2014

slapsturbation

The act of slapping your own male genitals to the point of seminal secretion

Hey man! I spent all last night participating in slapsturbation to wonderful pornography, and now my penis is shaped like a question mark!

by shimianspectre November 20, 2015

smash palace

A "subtle" way of indicating a sexy woman has walked past

in the middle of normal conversation

person 1 : "Smash Palace"
person 2 : *nod*

conversation continues

by huuhuhnbabnfvvbaerh January 18, 2016

Slapscratch

When scratching just doesn't get rid of the itch, a brisk slap to the affected area is often a solution.

Person 1: "Yo Tyrone, did you hear that noise? "
Person 2: "Yeah dawg, I couldn't get rid of an itch on back of my neck so I slapscratched that mofo"
Person 1: "Aw sheeeeit"

by Slapscratchallondafloor January 25, 2016

smash the pumpkin

fucking a girl

phil is going to smash the pumpkin tonight

by ThePumpkinSmasher March 20, 2016

Slapstick Karate

When a fight breaks out that results in a comedy of errors and is laughable to watch. An art practised by a very special breed, who are so disciplined, they don't even known they are masters of their art.

The crowd erupted with laughter on the street, as the fight that had tension in the air, turned out to be a another surprising show of slapstick karate.

by Forever Lucid April 7, 2016