The act of slapping someone - usually across the facial region - with a wet penis or a representation thereof.
by Bodacious Wan September 24, 2007
Get the Trout Slapmug. Thats fucked up man, i'm english and I go down to Londo na lot but I've never seen happy-slapping, its some fucked up shit. IF anyone ever tries that to me they'll wish they'd never been born. Anyone who gets this done to them, just fuckin beat the shit out of whoever does it or just pull a gun on them, watch the pussies run off. Arm yourslefs for chav cleansing.
If I ever see anyone being happy slapped I'm gonna run right up to whoever did it and fuckin give the muthafucker the worst punch hes ever had.
by I fuckin hate chavs April 18, 2005
Get the happy slapmug. by eda-skip October 15, 2021
Get the dick-slapmug. To smack someone with a cane, especially in the face. An action almost exclusive to old people who rely on such items.
by Eriks February 2, 2006
Get the Cane-slapmug. "Slapping the cod" is the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm. The stimulation can be performed using the hands.
Origin: Spanish (Chile) "Cacheteando el Jurel" first used when two chilean fishermen were fishing for mackerel, when one fishermen felt the urge to unload his semen and turned his back on the other, when the second fisherman noticed this event he asked what he was doing and the fiserman masterbating said "I'm slapping the mackerel".
The name was then changed to "slapping the cod" as this fish is more common in Australia.
Sinonims: Beatin' it, waxin' the kielbasa, choking the chicken, etc
Origin: Spanish (Chile) "Cacheteando el Jurel" first used when two chilean fishermen were fishing for mackerel, when one fishermen felt the urge to unload his semen and turned his back on the other, when the second fisherman noticed this event he asked what he was doing and the fiserman masterbating said "I'm slapping the mackerel".
The name was then changed to "slapping the cod" as this fish is more common in Australia.
Sinonims: Beatin' it, waxin' the kielbasa, choking the chicken, etc
Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Will?"
Person 2: "No, he must be in the toilet slapping the cod"
Person 1: "I bet he's thinking of Tara"
Person 2: "No, he must be in the toilet slapping the cod"
Person 1: "I bet he's thinking of Tara"
by Nacho1995 January 28, 2014
Get the Slapping the Codmug. (v.) The act of slapping a man's genitals with the back of the hand in an effort to cause malicious pain.
by zell565 September 25, 2006
Get the dilly slapmug. This term is used for a really hard slap on an unpopular kid. When the perpetrator lines up his Niven Slap he usually will do stretches with his hand and arms. The victim can sometimes be left unconscious.
by Chimble Conroy October 25, 2010
Get the Niven Slapmug.