A society of people from scotland, above england
inheritantly prone to moaning about the english despite a long intertwined history including a scotish royal family (the stuarts)
also like to hate the english despite how we fund them and our taxes pay for your ..everything
known for kilts and whiskey
inheritantly prone to moaning about the english despite a long intertwined history including a scotish royal family (the stuarts)
also like to hate the english despite how we fund them and our taxes pay for your ..everything
known for kilts and whiskey
the scots or also known as Scottish
by bob44441 March 26, 2010
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by Scotts Hater November 30, 2011
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An annoying homosexual who follows everyone ruins jokes and covers ppl in his dandruff and enjoys watching animal/midget pornography
Speaker A: Yo u guys want to chill with scott
Speaker B: NO SCOTTS A FUCKING FAG If U BRING HIM ILL STAB HIM IN THE NECK
Speaker B: NO SCOTTS A FUCKING FAG If U BRING HIM ILL STAB HIM IN THE NECK
by Will sibrian October 25, 2011
Get the Scott mug.Peculiar sub-species of Homo Sapiens, known for its ugliness and garolousness. The typical Scottish 'person' will exhibit excessive amounts of freckles, hair ranging from dark ginger to fair ginger and display a penchant for wearing either a woolen skirt with no underwear to show off their non-existent bollocks or (lately) shiny designer sportswear bought on the cheap from the back of a van. The last point is pertinent as this species is renowned for its tightness- although one can assume that it is neccessary if one is to spend all their money on cheap booze.
Apart from this, they exhibit a preference for eating sheeps intestines with a side order of chips with salt and vinegar-oops, my bad- salt with chips and vinegar. This can be substituted with anything deep fried, such as mars bars and bannanas.
Their means of communication is by manipulating vocal chords with phlegm and some form of internal biological sandpaper to produce a harsh sound that can best be described as magpie meets jackhammer. Their musical tastes are similiarly harsh and extended exposure would cause most normal humans to have a brain hammeorage.
If one is spotted on the street, it is advisable to keep one distance as the creature is a) inebriated+on heroin and b) suffering from a massive inferiority complex bought about by its crudeness and lack of social skills, which causes extreme xenophobia and the likelihood of ass-raping any species not of its own genre.
Apart from this, they exhibit a preference for eating sheeps intestines with a side order of chips with salt and vinegar-oops, my bad- salt with chips and vinegar. This can be substituted with anything deep fried, such as mars bars and bannanas.
Their means of communication is by manipulating vocal chords with phlegm and some form of internal biological sandpaper to produce a harsh sound that can best be described as magpie meets jackhammer. Their musical tastes are similiarly harsh and extended exposure would cause most normal humans to have a brain hammeorage.
If one is spotted on the street, it is advisable to keep one distance as the creature is a) inebriated+on heroin and b) suffering from a massive inferiority complex bought about by its crudeness and lack of social skills, which causes extreme xenophobia and the likelihood of ass-raping any species not of its own genre.
Human 1: I saw this strange red haired creature yesterday. It smelled like a distillery and was attempting to ass-rape a sheep whilst emitting strange nasal grunts
Human 2: Oh, it was probably a Scottish man trying to score some haggis
Human 2: Oh, it was probably a Scottish man trying to score some haggis
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Get the scottish pint mug.When a guy sticks 440 anal beeds in his ass and after he pulls them out, slids, or "scoots" he ass across the carpet for the sensation, it ofter leaves a shit trail because the anus is loosened by the beeds.
by anonymous January 22, 2003
Get the Scoots440 mug.1. Any bicycle ride (or other means of locomotion) of any distance with the intent of getting shit faced (drunk, trashed, wreckedor otherwise intoxicated) at the end.
2. A bicycle ride as means to the ends of getting drunk.
3. (Tradition) A 100 mile bicycle ride with the intent of getting drunk at the end.
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2. A bicycle ride as means to the ends of getting drunk.
3. (Tradition) A 100 mile bicycle ride with the intent of getting drunk at the end.
(Neologism, 2011)
Hey friend, it's spring break but I lost my license because of that DUI in Wrentham. Let's do a scott brown century tonight after Jersey Shore.
by T'Bias Morgan March 27, 2011
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