Rule 782 

If a vending machine cannot spew out a snack/drink, then you have to shake it.

Guy: *Pays for a snack in the vending machine*
Snack: *gets stuck*
Guy: “RULE 782! *shakes machine*”
Alarm: *goes off*
Snack: *falls*
Guy: “atleast I got it. Thank god I followed rule 782!”

Rule 782 by HelloImDavid June 23, 2023

rule 78 

if you tell someone why you like them they have to tell you back

“why do you like me”

“not telling”
“you have to rule 78”

rule 78 by Noah The G June 23, 2023

Rule 10,742 

Just because you have a gf, doesn’t mean you aren’t allowed to look.

BF: *looks at another girl*
GF: “Hey!”
BF: “Rule 10,742”

Rule 10,742 by HelloImDavid July 1, 2023

rule number 14

never start a fight, but finish it when someone else does

yo this mf just took a swing
rule number 14 brother

rule number 14 by adfhibidbuidg July 1, 2023

rule 34 

we don't talk about that.

guy 1: hey whats rule 34?
guy 2: we don't talk about that.

rule 34 by anonymous July 15, 2023

Rule number one 

This expression is mostly from social media (specifically Tiktok). Rule number one is "cars are better than people." Mostly used by car people/Motorsport fans.

"No way, he cheated on you? Hop in my car, and never forget rule number one"

"I'm always prioritising rule number one, that's why I never date anyone."

Rule number one by Sunaarin August 4, 2023

rule 23 of internet 

only guys exist on internet

man 1: I met a girl on discord
man 2: always remember rule 23 of internet

rule 23 of internet by the king of old world August 4, 2023