Whoody Poo

Someone who had no class, can't talk to girls, is a goofy and is lame to an extent that shouldn't even be reachable.

Latrellium is such a Whoody Poo, he couldn't even talk to Dakota despite her being single.

by iSaucy November 27, 2016

poo flagging

A popular pastime among teenagers in Copenhagen, which involves decorating dog turd with little paper danish flags.

I'm all out of booze, wanna go poo flagging instead?

by geezerdk January 02, 2012

oldskool poo

The act of visiting the bathroom for defecation purposes, and not taking out your phone to message friends/take selfies/watch porn while you're sat on the bowl.

Instead of staring at a screen while you curl out King Kong's finger, you look around and let your senses take in the surroundings. The faded lung-coloured pants on the radiator. The box of open tampons. The short curly hairs on the soap.

Just like how people used to do, in the days before we all started carrying around phones.

Friend 1: Mate, that was one quick shit! Your logs must fly out of your arse! Either you've got a superfast metabolism or you just got out of prison after being someone's bitch!

Friend 2: Nah, not really. I just went for an oldskool poo, in and out with no distractions.

by tony the stench November 09, 2017

surface poo

A bush poo done on the surface instead of a hole.

I was busting so I did a surface poo before burying it.

That lazy pig did a surface poo.

by BigDog75 January 06, 2020

Poo curtain

When you have diarrhea or soft poo and there isn’t a toilet brush so you hang a long piece of toilet paper from the seat to the water to capture the poo so not to leave skid marks - poo curtain

Jake was at his new girlfriends house and had the runs but realized their was no toilet brush so he hung a poo curtain so to not leave a skid marks

by Schneider’s mum August 07, 2019

poo dildo

When you do a shit and put it in the freezer and you or someone else uses it as a dildo

She really enjoy using her poo dildo she received for Chrismas

by Pauly paffat December 14, 2017

Pooing pringles

a term used when you sit on a packet of crisps, and the bag pops. This results in broken crisps flying everywhere, and making you look like you just pooed pringles.

Mariella pooed pringles the other night, it was so funny!

The other day John sat on a bag of Quavers, he was totally pooing pringles!

by call the underdog December 13, 2011