burrito penis

Noun; to refer to a penis when it is soft much like a warm burrito

Example: His limp burrito penis did nothing to satisfy the cravings of her fish taco.

by Ahawk32 February 1, 2014

Penis scoliosis

Penis scoliosis: having a penis Of such extreme bent and curving in the males private part it’s concerning

Him: *about to do the naughty*
Her: *looks at his penis* What’s wrong with it is it broken?!??
Him: no just penis scoliosis

by TAG 3 November 14, 2020

ostrich penis

A big penis that will please your wife.

Yo look at that huge ostrich penis!

by Ostrich balls February 1, 2017

my penis

A response for "What's up" when you have a boner

Girl: What's up?
Guy: My penis.
Girl: *Looks down* Pervert!
Guy: Well it's better than not much.

by elmacko November 9, 2011

nigga penis

A word you can use in any situation for comic relief.

“How are the kids doing, Warren?”
“Nigga Penis!”

by BrandyLove May 4, 2019

Penis Drawer

Somebody who has a strange obsession with drawing penises.

Amber Fucking Snyder is a penis drawer.

by Desi And Ashley January 4, 2009

penis car

(n) A sports car or any other flashy car intended to serve as an attractant for females.

He cruised the streets in his red penis car, boom box blaring, searching for prey.

by Heptune May 14, 2005