The sexual act of taking your scrotum and glueing small glasses, a small cane, and a small monicle to it. Then lay your scrotum in a bowl and offer it to your partner saying "want some nuts?"
by harrypotheadmanman November 25, 2010
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by PeanutSmugglers mod on Yahoo groups June 26, 2003
Get the Smuggling Peanuts mug.A sexual act whereby the person (a male) tries to stretch out his penis and bend it backwards to insert it into his own anus. Also known as auto-analingus or self-analingus.
In a fit of sexual homo-erotic frustration, Ethan desperately tried to peanutwhale himself one lonely night.
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Hey Todd! Why weren't you at my bar mitzvah yesterday?
Sorry Chad. I was with Tyler. He really packed my peanuts last night ;)
Hey Todd! Why weren't you at my bar mitzvah yesterday?
Sorry Chad. I was with Tyler. He really packed my peanuts last night ;)
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Get the impromptu peanutbutter sandwich mug.When a man is having sexual intercourse but also very badly needs to urinate, he begins to pee a little while his cum load is shooting out. This happens to all men. If they deny this, they are a fucking liar.
Your Peenut is very messy, and often happens when you are receiving felatio. The woman is often left with a bitter taste in her mouth, but is never to discover the cause of the unwelcomed flavor.
Your Peenut is very messy, and often happens when you are receiving felatio. The woman is often left with a bitter taste in her mouth, but is never to discover the cause of the unwelcomed flavor.
Miles: "Dude...last night I was about to blow my snot all over this chick's mouth when all of the sudden...I felt IT coming on."
Blake: "Felt what coming on, brolavski?"
Miles: "The urge to take a piss, broncanus!"
Blake: "Dude bro...that's called a Peenut."
Miles: "Well, that Peenut filled that slootes cock cutter like a jar o' jam".
Blake: "Well done, Smiles. Next time ask if she's ready for a pearl shower."
Blake: "Felt what coming on, brolavski?"
Miles: "The urge to take a piss, broncanus!"
Blake: "Dude bro...that's called a Peenut."
Miles: "Well, that Peenut filled that slootes cock cutter like a jar o' jam".
Blake: "Well done, Smiles. Next time ask if she's ready for a pearl shower."
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