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The Mr.Penut

The sexual act of taking your scrotum and glueing small glasses, a small cane, and a small monicle to it. Then lay your scrotum in a bowl and offer it to your partner saying "want some nuts?"
Dude!, I gave your mom The Mr.Penut lastnight
by harrypotheadmanman November 25, 2010
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Smuggling Peanuts

A description of an incident where the shape a persons nipples is clearly defined through their clothing.
It must be cold, because Stacey is really smuggling peanuts today.
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peanutwhale

A sexual act whereby the person (a male) tries to stretch out his penis and bend it backwards to insert it into his own anus. Also known as auto-analingus or self-analingus.
In a fit of sexual homo-erotic frustration, Ethan desperately tried to peanutwhale himself one lonely night.
by Franklyn Furthermarket February 19, 2008
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Packing peanuts

(verb)a euphemism for performing the act of anal sex, usually between two men
(Packing peanuts)

Hey Todd! Why weren't you at my bar mitzvah yesterday?

Sorry Chad. I was with Tyler. He really packed my peanuts last night ;)
by PEANUT GOD August 26, 2019
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impromptu peanutbutter sandwich

when your kindof hungry, and someone suprises you with a peanut butter sandwich.
i was walking by the kitchen and i was like, holy shit. impromptu peanutbutter sandwich
by mick hirte May 30, 2006
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Peenut

When a man is having sexual intercourse but also very badly needs to urinate, he begins to pee a little while his cum load is shooting out. This happens to all men. If they deny this, they are a fucking liar.

Your Peenut is very messy, and often happens when you are receiving felatio. The woman is often left with a bitter taste in her mouth, but is never to discover the cause of the unwelcomed flavor.
Miles: "Dude...last night I was about to blow my snot all over this chick's mouth when all of the sudden...I felt IT coming on."

Blake: "Felt what coming on, brolavski?"

Miles: "The urge to take a piss, broncanus!"

Blake: "Dude bro...that's called a Peenut."

Miles: "Well, that Peenut filled that slootes cock cutter like a jar o' jam".

Blake: "Well done, Smiles. Next time ask if she's ready for a pearl shower."
by Pantieraid May 20, 2016
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peanuts

I got a bunch of worthless books for peanuts.
by Light Joker January 30, 2005
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