Someone who spends all their money on ugly, shitty jewelry and insists on wearing as much of it as possible.
April hated her jewelry junky roommate. You could hear the banging and clicking of her ugly necklaces, bracelets, anklets, and rings every time she moved around the house.
Annie was a pathetic jewelry junky. She’d parade around the office in 10 cheap gold chains and bracelets up to her elbows.
Annie was a pathetic jewelry junky. She’d parade around the office in 10 cheap gold chains and bracelets up to her elbows.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
Get the Jewelry Junky mug.When you go to a junkyard with 12 of your cousins and end up having a huge orgy then blow your load all over their junk (because they're guys) and then take it in the ass by your inbred mother that is really black. Afterwards you are murdered and thrown in the junkyard to rot.
Logan found himself surrounded by all of his cousins, particularly Ryan, and blew his load all over his dick, while logan's black inbred mother fucked him with a strapon. After the anal fucking he was murdered then she said you just got the Alabama junkyard.
by Jmuller April 29, 2012
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A promise made to be broken, usually through self-delusion, like the junkie saying he just needs one more hit before going straight.
Bob: Man, I got trashed last night. I'm never drinking like that again.
Ted: Ya right, that's a junkie's promise.
Ted: Ya right, that's a junkie's promise.
by b s d December 15, 2008
Get the junkie's promise mug.'83 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme, formerly painted gold, with a 5 Litre engine, 4 barrel carburator, and only one speaker. Extremely oldschool. Missing a few pieces, but generally the coolest thing on 4 wheels... well... it's usually on four wheels.
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A car that runs extremely badly and is miffing off the owner at time of name-calling barrage.
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A car that runs extremely badly and is miffing off the owner at time of name-calling barrage.
Gah-dang junkbucket! I KNOW you can run better than that 2002 Toyota. You can smoke it, can't ya? Can't ya?!
Come on, Junkbucket, you big ugly piece of American engineering! Make your assemblers proud!
The junkbucket died on me; can I borrow your car, mom?
Come on, Junkbucket, you big ugly piece of American engineering! Make your assemblers proud!
The junkbucket died on me; can I borrow your car, mom?
by Linza March 18, 2003
Get the Junkbucket mug.Usually performed on a schoolyard playground at recess when a bunch of kids pile on top of some poor sap who fell down or was tackled in a game of football etc...
Trevor get tackled in a game of football and someone hollers out "junkpile" and everyone within earshot piles on top of poor Trevor
by SofaCrumbs August 23, 2009
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