long island 

Boringass suburbia, like New Jersey but more full of themselves and with less toxic waste. Long Island the island technically (and rightfully) includes the suburban hellholes known as Brooklyn and Queens which like to masquerade as part of NYC (ha!)

Yeah, right, like some Italian wigger who lives in some big house with a backyard in deadend Ozone Park lives in NYC...Hell will freeze over before anyone in Manhattan refers to Queens as the city!

long island by Johnny X. June 29, 2005

Rhode Island 

If every U.S. state were to be a person's dick, Rhode Island would be George Bush's.

Guy: Where are you from?
Girl: Oh, I'm from Rhode Island.
Guy: Damn, that state is almost as small as Dubya's dick!

Rhode Island by Cuchilla October 20, 2009

Long Island Steamer 

the response of an feminist woman, who refuses to be shat upon, to an attempted Boston Steamer (or Boston Pancake): she straps him to the bed and defecates all over his face, causing him to suffocate and die, his corpse buried under a heap of shit.

Don't fuck around with Madeline or she'll plant a Long Island Steamer on you, bi-otch!

Long Island Steamer by You aint shit, honey! May 25, 2006

Squaxin Island 

"People of The Water" Native American Tribe located in Washington State.
Squaxin Island was one of the first 30 tribes in the nation that entered into the Self Governance Demonstration Project with the federal government.

"What is the name of your tribe?" . . . "Squaxin Island"

Squaxin Island by Moneaka January 2, 2006

goat island

the desolate and forgotten area between the testicles and the anus

After three days of hiking through the jungle, that motherfucker had a ripe-ass goat island.

goat island by denge January 15, 2009

long island vagina

An overly used, tan, loud and dried out vagina. Styled with large amounts of glitter,make up and long dark hair.

I brought this girl back from the hofstra bars and she had a Long Island vagina. Im going to bring her to Sunday dinner in massapequa with ma.

long island vagina by McGoo31 March 17, 2016

Rhode Island 

Shouldn't be a state and is not even an island

Rhode Island is named after an Irish chicken -Phillip J. Waite

Rhode Island by soulgee September 21, 2016