Housebuddy

Person without a permanent place of residence and who needs other people's homes to shower, eat and sleep every night. When that's the case those people have a housebuddy.

Housebuddy's usually don't give anything in return, sex for them is just another great add-on to the total package of showering, eating and sleeping.

My housebuddy will show up when he or she needs a place to freshen up, eat and sleep.

by Vortex genious December 9, 2006

housedad

A man that lives in a fraternity house and acts like a house director. He interacts with alumni and parents, oversees maintenance, and manages the budget

The housedad had to call the air conditioning company today to have them repair the air conditioner in the fraternity house.

by beckster440 March 1, 2009

Houdini Dick

The act of titty fucking a woman with such large breasts your dick disappears.

When I titty fucked her she gave me Houdini Dick.

by catch 23 March 17, 2010

Hours of Wealth

When possessed by Satan, you're considered to be living your hours of wealth during he time when you're not completely consumed by him.

Derived from the Opeth song of the same name.

Sara felt fulfilled and liberated yet surprisingly empty when she encountered her hours of wealth.

by Adagio November 21, 2010

Houschee

Houschee or, in Europe, Housche (pronounced 'WHO-SHEE')

A Beave (vajayjay) that is in a state of wild, uncontrolled, untamed disorder; unkempt, unshaven, untrimmed, unmaintained. Basically a messy, hairy twat.

N. I was all jacked to get w/her, but when we got neked I was grossed out to see that she had a Houschee.

Adj. Thanks for dumping out the lego on the floor asshole - you just Houschee'd it all up.

Adv. Who's going to clean up the Lego Houschee?

V. I just Houschee'd his hair all up.

Prop. N. I can't even call you a messy slob, cuz, truth be told, you're a straight-up Houschee.

by jeffermac September 10, 2011

hammer house of horror

collection of horror stories shown on tv in the uk.probably thought they were quite scary as a young person.but if you watch now there not.except for the opening titles ,with that creepy statue,and what appears to be john gielgud creeping around his second floor flat ,is it sir john ...i think thats his title anyway it doesnt matter i think hes dead.

not going out tonight staying in to watch hammer house of horror,i hope its the one with suzanne daniel that never seems to be on . cant remember what its about to busy knocking one out for the full hour.....

by mart70 April 27, 2009

strap house

A filthy, run-down house filled with strappers. Plaster, spilled beer, stale cigarette smoke and asbestos abound as disreputable activities continue round-the-clock. A place where drunken, destructive assholes can congregate with like-minded strappers and drink until they spew, then continue drinking. A crack house - crack + acid + mushrooms + speed + DMT + shitty weed + heady nugs. The sort of place where you party real, real hard, with burn marks on everything and graffiti genitalia drawn all over the walls. A nasty ass basement to jam in. We've all heard some fantastic music played here. Percy used to chill here all the time. If Four Loko was a house, this would be it.

If you're lucky, your strap house has a huge abandoned Masonic temple next door.

We got really wasted on four loko the other night over at fuckin straptown and dropped acid at 3 AM on a weekday then we went in the temple and tripped over a dead hooker and bled to death on all the broken glass. Then we went back to the bonfire out back & took more acid. Fuckin strap house.

by Lester the Bum May 5, 2011