Most likely named Ryan. Someone who is always chirping, drinks out of mason jars, his whole identity is based around skating or surfing because it is "So rad dude. The man can't define me."
by TheSurfBroski January 19, 2023
Get the Hipstermug. by realtalk1112 May 21, 2012
Get the hipstermug. A conversational expression usually used to show how hip the speaker is compared to the listener. Should be used in a self-effacing manner. In conjunction the words should sound like 'hipster than you are.'
by Bwandon October 13, 2010
Get the Hipster noirmug. by CjWolfman July 21, 2013
Get the False Hipstermug. elitist turds who think they are superior. ESPECIALLY in politics!
ALSO PROBABLY THE FIRST TO DIE IN AN APOCALYPTIC SITUATION
ALSO PROBABLY THE FIRST TO DIE IN AN APOCALYPTIC SITUATION
JACK: HEY, THAT GIRL I'VE BEEN DATING, LUNA, SHE IS A REAL BITCH, CALLED ME RACIST WHEN I SUPPORTED TRUMP.
LUKE: ICE DA BITCH! SHE'S A HIPSTER!
ROBERT: MY GIRLFRIEND HATES GUNS: SHOULD I DUMP HER:
JASON: YES! DUMP THE BITCH. IF YOU STAY WITH HER, YOU'D EITHER DIE IN A DISASTER SITUATION, OR HAVE ABANDON THE BITCH. BREAK IT OFF!!
LUKE: ICE DA BITCH! SHE'S A HIPSTER!
ROBERT: MY GIRLFRIEND HATES GUNS: SHOULD I DUMP HER:
JASON: YES! DUMP THE BITCH. IF YOU STAY WITH HER, YOU'D EITHER DIE IN A DISASTER SITUATION, OR HAVE ABANDON THE BITCH. BREAK IT OFF!!
by cockslap#1bitches June 3, 2016
Get the Hipstermug. .
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025
Get the I Am First Hipster Jiggy Nigga Who Had Sexual Intercourse A Male Who Smacks No Nut Sacksmug. Someone who does whatever they love without a single care what other people think, They often have obscure or unknown hobbies or interests that Only make it to the mainstream audience decades after they do it first, they have a sense of fashion that only they and their tightly knit group of likeminded friends appreciate. They often possess Progressive or liberal viewpoints.
Media still portrays the textbook hipsters as the same skinny jeans, flannel, tiny beanie with doc martens vinyl collecting coffee drinking low testosterone male.
The modern hipster falls under the new blanket term “Alt” Or “Alternative” is someone with excessive piercings that often skates, has tacky tattoos, Listens to mac demarco, wear long jorts and single stitch shirts.
Media still portrays the textbook hipsters as the same skinny jeans, flannel, tiny beanie with doc martens vinyl collecting coffee drinking low testosterone male.
The modern hipster falls under the new blanket term “Alt” Or “Alternative” is someone with excessive piercings that often skates, has tacky tattoos, Listens to mac demarco, wear long jorts and single stitch shirts.
Trendhopper: Man i need a Nintendo 64 those are so cool now!
Hipster: I was playing the n64 while you were still using an iphone 4 its not as fun as you think
Trendhopper: Everyone has Birkenstock bostons i gotta get a pair!
Hipsters: You were still in the womb while i was rockin birks lil bro
Hipster: I was playing the n64 while you were still using an iphone 4 its not as fun as you think
Trendhopper: Everyone has Birkenstock bostons i gotta get a pair!
Hipsters: You were still in the womb while i was rockin birks lil bro
by Gentledude January 16, 2023
Get the Hipstermug.