Fart barrier

The fart barrier is passing the point in a relationship where farting in each other's company has become accepted. Thus strengthening the relationship and bond of the couple.

I farted in front of Jules the other day! We finally made it through the fart barrier!

by Vinnyitsvinny2 May 20, 2014

Fart Magnet

When you think you have farted privately and from out of nowhere people enter into gaseous ground zero.

You know once you drop a fart magnet in public, someone is going to walk into it.

"Murphy's Law" as related to farts.

I was the only one using the ATM, but as soon as I dropped a fart magnet, 2 others came in behind me.

It wasn't me.

by Saharox February 27, 2010

The Fart Test

The fart test is a test of the closeness of one's relationship to another. If one is comfortable farting in front of others it means that they are close to that person and they have a good relationship with one another.You can tell how close you are with another depending if you hold in a fart around them or if you let it out without giving a shit.

The Fart Test can distinguish the relationship between two people such as
gfs farting in front of the bfs
best friends farting in front of one another

by tootinme January 4, 2011

Fart Snarfler

One who enjoys the activity of sniffing and chortling a nice stinky fart.

That dude just sniffed out a juicy fart. He's a Fart Snarfler!!"

by Mr. Taters December 22, 2009

fart mart

a store that specializes in selling many varieties of beans.

Don't go to Charlie's this week. He shopped at that fart mart again.

by LaLaLander17 February 19, 2009

Fart Grind

The act of passing wind on someone while grinding with them.

While I was grinding with a random guy I farted on him without him knowing! "fart grind"

by porkenstine January 21, 2009

Fat fart

A fart expelled by a living being which weighs more than 200 pounds.

My aunt fat farted last night, it was terrible.

by Stephan J. August 18, 2014