Moss Crotch

When a male/female has died their hair any hue or saturation of the color green. They respectively have done the same with their pubic hair.

Billy: Dude that chick with the lime green hair is so hot!
Johnny: Ew, hell no! Shes a total moss crotch!

by Shugar Lipz June 2, 2009

crotch goblin

A species of goblin that steals crotches from the male species. Said to be a mythical creature but sightings and instances have occured.

Get me to a hospital, a crotch goblin stole my crotch!

by pr0ph3t April 10, 2005

Crotch Waffle

A crusty pair of underwear, caused by discharge drying onto them. Usually used to insult an idiot.

"WTF, you crotch waffle, stop hitting on my sister."
-or-
"That crotch waffle kept rubbing his junk on the women at the bar."

by MuddledFox January 13, 2009

crotch sickles

just some people's word b/c they're too immature to say what it really is . . pubic hair

Some ppl just needs to control their crotch sickles.

by freak_on_a_leash2008 May 16, 2006

crotch chocolate

1. when a choclate chip falls on a friend's lap so they set it aside, and ends up being eaten by the unknowing other friend

Friend who set it aside: Well why did you leave??
Friend who ate it: Well I had CROTCH CHOCOLATE in my mouth!

by Aryn E November 3, 2006

drop crotch

a very uncomfortable situation resulting from the crotch of a pair of pantyhose or tights falling approx. a few inches down below desired area causing thigh chaffing

"These tights are too small, I have a major case of drop crotch"
"My thighs are chaffed from drop crotch, I hate running around in pantyhose all day"

by jes & al June 16, 2007

Fire Crotch

Occurs when a person applies fire to a crotch

Also the crotch of a redheaded person.

my crotch is on fire, i am a fire crotch, which way to the pool?

by Bob Wehadababy-Itsaboy February 21, 2010