Always tired, but you can't sleep. No matter what you do, you are constantly plagued by insomnia. So much so in fact that coffee is the only thing that can keep your motor functions going. I'm turning into Tyler Durden out here.
by effingradical February 5, 2022
Get the Midnight Coffeemug. by B_TheRam May 4, 2023
Get the do you like coffeemug. by bhattvinit November 25, 2021
Get the Coffee Culturemug. by harrray May 1, 2021
Get the drop the coffeemug. Similar to other sex acts known as coffee filter but with a dramatic twist reusing the undies for an actual coffee filter
Charl: I was giving Davit a real coffee filter with the Taco Bell I had eaten and stained up my tighty whities good. After our sexual frenzy was over I washed out the tighty whities and since they were already stained I used them to filter my coffee grounds in the percolator because I had run out of paper ones.
Winks: sounds like you invented the Keyser Coffee Filter. A nice mix of poo and dark roast caffeine!
Winks: sounds like you invented the Keyser Coffee Filter. A nice mix of poo and dark roast caffeine!
by Esterlino Dorado February 18, 2022
Get the Keyser Coffee Filtermug. My girlfriend finished her coffee and rushed to give me coffee flavored kissesbefore she had to go to work.
by Serpico1 March 21, 2016
Get the Coffee flavored kissesmug. by waikikiyour worst nightmare November 11, 2021
Get the coffeemug.