Toe-Cheese

Someone who's bad at a game because they did something really fucking stupid.

Idot: *walks off edge of map*
Gamer: Bro, your fucking toe-cheese

by MrMeeseeks33477 April 30, 2022

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Cheese Whittle

Cheese whittle (v) /CHēz/ /ˈ(h)widl/

When one man lays naked on his back with a full erection and a group of at least 4 other men masturbate over him and ejaculate onto his erect penis. The ejaculate is then left to dry and harden upon the full-mast shaft. The receiver then, with the help of a whittling knife, whittles the "cheese" off of his still erect penis.

(Note: in order for this to work, the receiver of the cheese must maintain a full election for the entirety of the cheese whittleing process.)

Hey Da'Qwelvis, tomorrow is cheese whittle Wednesday so don't forget to double up on the cialis, your gonna need it!

by NorthSneads November 21, 2022

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caca cheese

I phrase used to describe someone who smells, or looks, like shit and the cheesy smell between your toes.

“You smell like caca cheese.”
“No, you look like caca cheese.”

by Soel0325 December 21, 2021

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Cheese in bed

Just cheese in bed really? Little Laurenz songs and that. Based off Send my love to your new lover. Who has cheese in bed.
Made in 2015/2016 by accident.

Only real intellectuals know

LL: You know that song?

AA: I know....
BOTH: CHEESE IN BEDDD

by The Wandering Arab February 12, 2022

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Shredding the cheese

Describes the act of when someone with a dandruff infested scalp scratches their head

Person 1: Man, that guy's really shredding the cheese
Person 2: Yeah, pretty disgusting

by That_One_Fellow February 3, 2021

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Chicken and cheese

A burger containing crispy chicken with a slice of McDonald’s cheese on top, often eaten lukewarm or cold - the absolute number one drunken nausea or hangover cure.

I was feeling rather sick this morning so I made myself a chicken and cheese, now I feel much better.

I’m going for a chicken and cheese so I don’t throw up after this bender

I drank so much last night that I needed a chicken and cheese

by Spooketh February 22, 2021

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